Evangelicals Are A Armed Political Animal

A nice, smiling, couple came to my door an hour ago. The woman tried to hand me a invite to their cake sale. I asked her if this sale was at their church. She said yes. I asked her if she believes in the Rapture? She broke out in rapturous glow.

“Oooh! Ahh! Gooey-God above, bless His Chewy Chocolate Candied Rapture!”

Yuk! I told her I just titled her church a Terrorist Cult that is involved in politics, and thus should lose their tax exempt status. Her man-meet jumped in and said he does not believe in politics.

“Who did you vote for?”

“That’s none of your business!”

Yes it is! You come and knock on my door, to get me engaged in your religion, and your liars’ politics, and then you say you are not political. I don’t buy it!”

“I voted for Trump. Who did you vote for?”