Christians are pushy people who make books about how non-Christians will be destroyed – that are bullshit! God and Jesus are not on their side. They tried to stop me from blogging what I want to. Screw them! They shove stories of pussy-grabbing in our face. They worship Devil Trump.
Some mistakes are simply too beautiful to have happened by accident—too comical to be explained by anything other than divine intervention. See, for instance, a recent petition from a Christian group calling on Netflix to cancel Good Omens, which the group considers “another step to make satanism appear normal, light and acceptable.” The problem, of course, is that Netflix does not air Good Omens; it’s an Amazon Prime series.