Black Trader Day

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/dow-closes-800-points-lower-in-worst-day-of-2019/ar-AAFzdHm?ocid=spartandhp

The stock market fell 800 points today, which inspired a great SNL sketch!

We see POTUS on the floor the Stock Exchange surrounded by black traders in three piece suits. They can barely hear what Trump is saying to Fox News.

“Well! I’m not sure what went wrong. I was trying to give my black brother a chance to show how Bullish they are for America. I was trying to give them a leg up! They aren’t’ as used to handling money like white men are. This will be the last time we have Black Trader Day!”

The next big crash, we see POTUS on the floor with a bunch of Bishops and Cardinals;

“I was warned by my evangelical friends, the Catholic Church was ruled by the Beast of Babylon, but, my friends of color said – that was a lot of malarchy!”