The Riddle of Mark 4 – Solved!

After making my Naked Minister video, I took a shower, and made a more SANE tape just incase my neighbors call the FBI with their fake evidence I might shoot someone.

Thirty years ago, I was kicked out of Bible study when I asked good questions about Mark 4. Having many profound answers, I thought I would share them with the true believers. I made a 32 minute tape. Only after I put it on youtube, did I see, or heard, there was no sound. Shucks! Then, the truth dawned on me, only LIP READERS and HAND SIGNERS are going to be THE 144,000!

Say Alajuela!

God works in mysterious ways! But, this makes perfect sense. Lip Readers and Hand Signers help the disabled folks. If you can hear and see, and don’t know how to read lips and sign – you’re going to be Left Behind!

Johnny Naked

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+4&version=KJV

³⁰ And he said, Whereunto shall we liken the kingdom of God? or with what comparison shall we compare it?

³¹ It is like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth, is less than all the seeds that be in the earth:

³² But when it is sown, it groweth up, and becometh greater than all herbs, and shooteth out great branches; so that the fowls of the air may lodge under the shadow of it.

³³ And with many such parables spake he the word unto them, as they were able to hear it.

³⁴ But without a parable spake he not unto them: and when they were alone, he expounded all things to his disciples.