I gave Thomas Pynchon’s movie ‘Inherent Vice’ the worst review imaginable. Now I know why. Pynchon is read in Small Bits, because he takes you on Side Trips, and get’s you into his Name Games. He is the original Dan Brown. It s alleged Mary Ann and David got Tom into writing when they got him a job at Boeing writing tech literature. Prefect! Meg Whitman has got to give Tom an invite to make short movies for Quibi. The after-talk can’t wait to happen. Tom will be introduced in the movie ‘The Treading Zone’.

One afternoon when Tom and Seth are shooting the shit, Pynchon calls, and they have far-out high-tech chit-chat.

“Let me talk to him!” Tom begs, he wanting to brag he had a very hip conversation with Tom.”

“Ah. Tom Waites wants to talk to you! What? You never heard of him! ………He doesn’t want to…