You Lil Rebel – You! – Rosamond Press

When I conducted my Quickie Survey with my local waitress, who sold me on Quibi with a long diatribe, she revealed the hidden and oppressed rebel lurking in her. Young women – are fired up! However, they are stuck in school, or, a mundane job just to stay alive. Quibi can produce short movies of your Inner Rebel – raising hell! You can check in on her/him, anytime! You don’t have to take drugs, quit your job, and drop out of society. Your avatar will do all this – for you! You can even tell off your boss – and quit – in virtual reality!

You know what Quibi resembles, don’t you? The movie ‘Network’. After going off on Meg Whitman and the Hastings Group, I am called to the Quibi board room. ZZ, the Business Wizard, will straighten my ass out. Of course there’s the Old Hippie Rebel Quibi.

“Whoa! Chill out, man!”

“Don’t tell me to chill out, you brain-fried lunatic from a coo-coo farm! You might have passed the Acid Test, way back when, but, when you hear my legal-business metaphors, your mind will be – blown! I am the White Rabbit! And, I am going to take you down the intergalactic business wormhole. So, buckle up, Mr., Presco. And – BUCK UP!

John Presco