Crack open the case with Swalwell and Harris! Time to dine on Russian King Crab! Who better to show us how to use The Letter and Tools of the Law – to get all the Meaty Lies out of the Putin Trumpeters – then these two Representatives from California. Put on your bibs and line them up! It’s a…………Californian Red State Crab Fest!
Yeeeehaw! Bring on them Treacherous Red Traitors. Let Kamala and Eric use their Liar Tools on them! As President and Vice President, they’ll get those Russian King Crabs down on their knees begging for mercy! We want THE MEAT!………………….ALL THE MEAT!
Eric Michael Swalwell Jr. (born November 16, 1980) is an American politician from California, who serves as the U.S. Representative from California’s 15th congressional district. He is a member of the Democratic Party. His district covers most of eastern Alameda County and part of central Contra Costa County, including San Ramon, Castro Valley, Hayward, Pleasanton, Livermore, Fremont, Sunol, Union City, and Dublin.
Kamala Devi Harris (/ˈkɑːmələ/ KAH-mə-lə; born October 20, 1964) is an American attorney and politician serving as the junior United States Senator for California since 2017. A member of the Democratic Party, she previously served as the 32nd Attorney General of California from 2011 to 2017, and as District Attorney of San Francisco from 2004 to 2010. On January 21, 2019, Harris officially announced her campaign to run for President of the United States in the 2020 United States presidential election.
Born in Oakland, California, Harris is a graduate of Howard University and University of California, Hastings College of the Law. In the 1990s, Harris worked in the San Francisco District Attorney’s Office and the City Attorney of San Francisco‘s office. In 2004, Harris was elected District Attorney of San Francisco.
Harris was narrowly elected as California’s Attorney General in 2010 and reelected in 2014 by a wide margin. On November 8, 2016, she defeated Loretta Sanchez in the 2016 Senate election to succeed outgoing Senator Barbara Boxer, becoming California’s third female U.S. Senator.
Harris has supported Medicare for all, legalization of recreational marijuana, sanctuary cities, passing a DREAM Act, and lowering taxes for the working and middle classes while raising taxes on corporations and wealthy Americans.