My Obligatory Old Man Story

I know what the real problem is. I am over thirty. Therefore, I will post an old man story at least once a week. Once a month, I will pick my Dumb-ass Man of the Month.

Jon

https://weather.com/storms/severe/video/man-calmly-mows-lawn-during-tornado

http://www.grant-woods.com/blog/2016/7/25/tuesdays-with-my-neighbor

The next-door neighbor is the type of old that makes people stop trimming their nose hairs.  He’s got an old name, which I don’t remember.  A used-up car sits in front of his house with a flat tire. I’ve never seen it running, but he comes out once a week and washes it as if he was entering it in a show.  Once a week he mows his lawn — on Tuesdays.