Belle Does Rip Van Winkle

Belle Burch agreed to be my muse and model. She brought up nudity – but no sex! I agreed. Then she sent me her infamous poem and an e-mail asking me for more personal details. She had been looking at this blog for twelve days. She did not tell me she was a member of SLEEPS. Belle did say she was majoring in English Literature at Lane. With her due to come over and pose, I accused her of trying to steal my novel ‘Capturing Beauty’. She – the twelve – needed money to pay for their attorneys. This was going to be an ultraistic theft of the best kind, that has inspired a thousand stories. All is forgiven!

There we would be, the old master before his empty canvas, doing my rendition of ‘Leda and the Swan’. Belle has this body type and looks like Leonardo’s model. She would…