My Mystic Answer

“How stupid can you be? Yes, or no! These are your choices!” she seemed to say as she waited on pins and needles for my answer. A full second went by.

“Hey! Wait a minute! You’re not thinking of saying “no” to me, the most beautiful women you have ever seen, the most ravishing goddess – anyone has beheld in their lifetime! This is it! Your one great chance to get it right! Speak!”

I realized she was impressed by my pause. I am giving my great secret away. You young men out there, always say “one thousand one” before you respond. Perfectly beautiful women are aware on their one flaw, and, there is a chance you spotted it. Most women’s questions are aimed at getting you to say they are beautiful, especially if they are beautiful!

“Hmm! No. I think I will take a rain check. Now, if you’ll excuse…