I have racked my brains, but can not recall where, and from whom I acquired my 1950 Dodge Coronet from, that I named ‘General Eisenhower’.  I saw President Ike ‘Nazi Killer’ behind the wheel waving to me.

“Keep up the good work!”

Of all the cars I owned, this is my favorite, for with Rena in the passenger seat, this was the Acme of affordable motoring experience in America. The word “affordable” is used quite a lot in car ads and commercials. These words go together like – horse and carriage. I had already fallen in love with Rena after our amazing kiss on my friends studio apartment floor where he had thrown blankets down for us after our drive up from L.A. Now, I am stuck with her…….The Most Unaffordable Woman in the World! Why me?

I have no money. I am homeless! I was getting around $700 dollars…