Is Sarah Satan’s Ass?

EXTRA! I just awoke and was going to delete this post, when I read this;

President Donald Trump sent out a crude tweet attacking the hosts of “Morning Joe” on Thursday, claiming co-host Mika Brzezinski was “bleeding from a face-lift” during a recent New Year’s visit to Mar-a-Lago.

In a two-part tweet, the president said he “heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don’t watch anymore).” Then went on to hit Brzezinski: “how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came … to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year’s Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!”

Obviously, I don’t see that as an appropriate comment,” House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) said Thursday during his weekly press conference, adding, “Look, what we’re trying to do around here is improve the tone, the civility of the debate, and this obviously doesn’t help do that.”
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) went further, tweeting, “Mr. President, your tweet was beneath the office and represents what is wrong with American politics, not the greatness of America.”
Graham later told POLITICO that Trump’s insult was “highly inappropriate” regardless of any impact it might have on distracting from the GOP agenda. Asked if the president should apologize, Graham said, “I would, if I were” Trump.”

If Satan talked out his ass, then that ass would look like Sarah Huckabee’s face! Yes it would have two dead dark bulging eyes because Satanic Christians are fixated on other people’s shit. They believe they have been elected by King Jesus to find and judge sinners who are guilty of a heresy. When Sarah used the term “fake news” she means to say “heretical news”. Because she and her fellow Privacy Invaders have not taken over all aspects of our Democracy, and installed ecclesiastical rule, they can not help but see the goal line! So close, and so far away! What stands in their way is the free press, the fourth estate. If they could just be arrested and banished to  shacks in the Mojave desert, then, both Huckabees, and most Christians ministers, would get to do what they do every Sunday – LIE THEIR ASS OFF!

Minsters will say anything to render their flocks even more sheepish and pliable. They make Bible stuff up as they go. As long as they are saving your soul, it is just fine to deceive and trick you, even lie to you, because Satan uses these powerful tactics. Would you want to take away these tools from King Jesus, and weaken him against his foes?

Yesterday, we all crossed the line, because Sarah put her president on par with Jesus, who must be protected – at all costs! We know Trump-Jesus has declared the Press the “enemy of the people” who spread heretical lies in order to weaken God-Trump, make him appear a mere mortal;

Sarah’s face appeared more gnarly than usual. Her mouth was twisted and swollen in disgust that mere men wanted THE TRUTH. There were bumps all over her face that looked like painful hemorrhoids, as she gave her best Fuckabee to non-believers…..Infidels! She is the American Taliban! If she only had – more power! Then we won’t have half the country going off on tangents, believing one media “hoax” after another.

Michael Huckabee slithered up to Trump after he won some primaries and filled him in on how to grab the evangelical vote. Trump bid Sarah to go before the press and employ some of that power of Jesus he learned about.

What I’m saying, is, if Satan bent over and spread his cheeks, what you would see would look just like the face above! How do I know this? I saw this face in a Bosch painting. Sarah shat  all over the Greatest Freedom of the Press – in human history! Study her face, the droopy eye, the misshapen twisted lips, the dark ugly snarl of a creature that had no qualms about doing what no man would think of doing!

This is Beast of Back-stabbing, the church gossip, the judger of your neighbors, the religious blackmailer, the holier than thou Queen of Self-righteous Ugliness! Of course she hates the truth, because the truth shuts her lying fat mouth!

Get back in your church, and mind your own business! The American Press has never covered your church propaganda – and never will!

You don’t get to tell us how to do our job, and what stories to cover, you fat witch! The Pilgrims would have burned you at the stake!

Jon Presco

President: Royal Rosamond Press!

Sanders added that the media has been “going on [the] Russia, Trump-hoax for the better part of a year now,” and that “America is looking for something more.”
But Spiering pushed back, asking if the president expects the media “not to report on stories of a foreign country trying to influence the election?”
“I don’t think it’s expected you’re not to report on actual news, but I think there are a lot of things happening in the world that people would like to hear about—job growth, deregulation—those things deserve more coverage,” Sanders said. “I think we should take a good look at what we are focused on and making sure it’s accurate.”
Sanders added, “If we make the slightest mistake, it is an absolute tirade from a lot of people in this room, but news outlets get to go on, day after day, and cite unnamed sources, and use stories without sources.”
Brian J. Karem, executive editor of The Montgomery County Sentinel, a local newspaper in Maryland, then accused Sanders of being “inflammatory.”
“You’re inflaming everyone here,” Karem said. “We’re here to ask questions, you’re here to provide answers—what you did is inflammatory—everybody in this room is just trying to do their job.”
Sanders fired back and said that the problem is “the dishonesty that often takes place in the news media.”
“It is outrageous to accuse me of inflaming a story when I was trying to answer a question,” Sanders added.
Sanders did not take questions from a CNN reporter at the end of the briefing.

I’m not exactly sure if he’s always been this outlandish, or he’s simply behaving in these radical ways to pander to the ultra-religious wing of the Republican party in the hopes that their support might be enough to give him the GOP nomination in 2016.

Take for instance a recent rant he went on where he said that he’s ready to stand alone if he must and call down fire from Heaven to cast out “false prophets.”

“God wants us to stand in the gap,” Huckabee said. “And sometimes my heart’s broken because, in our own country, a lot of pastors will stand in the pulpit but they won’t stand in the gap. We wonder why our culture has turned godless. We wonder why people don’t grow up understanding the fundamentals of natural law, the moral basis of our Judeo-Christian founding as a nation. Might it be that the problem is not the history classes in our high schools but the pulpits of America who have not taken what they even believe and applied it to the pulpit and to the people?”

Here’s a fun fact: Huckabee is worth $5 million. I can’t help but wonder what Jesus Christ, and God for that matter, would think of someone having that much money – while millions of our most needy, many of whom are children, go to bed hungry every night. It just seems a bit hypocritical for a multimillionaire to have the gall to accuse others of being “false prophets.”

“I stand here on Mt. Carmel today,” he continued, “and I hope that, if called upon, I would be willing to stand all by myself and to call fire from Heaven and believe that God will answer even if there are hundreds and hundreds of false prophets on the other side. You may stand here someday and be called upon to call the fire from Heaven. I hope you’re ready to believe that God will answer that prayer.”

It’s as if he’s completely unaware that a good portion of the human race doesn’t subscribe to the Christian religion. Does he really believe that – after centuries of horrific atrocities having been committed by humans (and continuing to be carried out by them) such as slavery, genocide, rape and murder – marriage equality and equal rights for homosexuals are going to be the “tipping points” where God finally says, “Okay, that’s enough!”

Basically, according to people like Huckabee, marriage equality is worse than just about every terrible act that’s ever been, or continues to be, carried out by the human race. They seem to believe that, despite the fact that this nation once enslaved an entire race of people and drove another to the brink of extinction, it’s that darn gay marriage that’s going to bring about God’s wrath on this country.

It is stupidity on such an extreme level that it borders on pure insanity.

Watch his comments below via Right Wing Watch:

The Inquisition was a group of institutions within the government system of the Catholic Church whose aim was to combat heresy. It started in 12th-century France to combat religious sectarianism, in particular the Cathars and the Waldensians. Other groups investigated later included the Spiritual Franciscans, the Hussites (followers of Jan Hus) and Beguines. Beginning in the 1250s, inquisitors were generally chosen from members of the Dominican Order, replacing the earlier practice of using local clergy as judges.[1] The term Medieval Inquisition covers these courts up to mid-15th century.

When heresy is used today with reference to Christianity, it denotes the formal denial or doubt of a core doctrine of the Christian faith[1] as defined by one or more of the Christian churches.[2] It should be distinguished from both apostasy and schism,[2] apostasy being nearly always total abandonment of the Christian faith after it has been freely accepted,[3] and schism being a formal and deliberate breach of Christian unity and an offence against charity without being based essentially on doctrine.[4]

In Western Christianity, heresy most commonly refers to those beliefs which were declared to be anathema by any of the ecumenical councils recognized by the Catholic Church.[citation needed] In the East, the term “heresy” is eclectic and can refer to anything at variance with Church tradition. Since the Great Schism and the Protestant Reformation, various Christian churches have also used the concept in proceedings against individuals and groups deemed to be heretical by those churches.

The Catholic Church distinguishes between “formal heresy” and “material heresy”. The former involves willful and persistent adherence to an error in matters of faith and is a grave sin for which the church applies the penalty of excommunication.[2] “Material heresy” is the holding of erroneous opinions through no fault of one’s own and is not sinful. Protestants can fall into either the first or the second group, depending on whether they are in invincible ignorance[3] while the Eastern Orthodox are considered to be schismatic but are recognised as local churches, but “defective” (according to Dominus Iesus) and severed from the Catholic Church,[5] which in Catholic teaching is the “only true Church“.

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