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A United Airlines passenger boarded a plane in Newark believing that she was headed to Paris. Hours later, the plane touched down at San Francisco International Airport (SFO

I survived my UNITED ORDEAL by canceling my flight that is due to land in San Francisco. Yesterday I made a joke with my neighbor, Kim, I am ripe to be plucked off flight 997 because of all the blockades I ran into in my planned trip to NYC, and then Oakland. After encountering two unsolved murders, I had enough. I will be charged $200 dollars for canceling. I was not told this the first time I tried to cancel. I asked the dude at Cheapo Air, why I was not informed of this charge. He said only United Airlines makes this charge. I told him I am not the only senior using a computer for the first time to book a flight, and I am sure a million of us make a mistake a year – at least!

“You got quite a Mistake Casino going on here. Does United give you a cut?”

Today I form Astral Air for folks who make mistakes, or bail! We will take you on a Astral Flight to where you wanted to take your body. This will be a very safe flight – even after you land. There will be no body and luggage to lug around that is subject to being mugged or murdered. Your name will be put in a pool where Happy Astral Travelers are treated to a free house paint, garden work, and bonus shop at your favorite hardware store for our Beloved Home Bodies!

O.K We are about to land. Got to close my laptop!

Jon Presco

President: Astro Air

A United Airlines passenger boarded a plane in Newark believing that she was headed to Paris. Hours later, the plane touched down at San Francisco International Airport (SFO).

Lucie Bahetoukilae, a French woman who does not speak English, carried a boarding pass that read, “Newark to Charles de Gaulle,” reports ABC 7. She approached the gate listed on the pass, where a flight attendant scanned her ticket before she boarded the plane.

With her niece acting as translator, Bahetoukilae recalled approaching her seat – 22C – only to find it already occupied. Bahetoukilae said the flight attendant came over to look at her boarding pass before assigning her a new seat.

Three thousand miles later, Bahetoukilae disembarked at SFO, where she reportedly waited an additional 11 hours before boarding a flight back to Paris. In total, she claims to have been traveling for 28 hours.

Bahetoukilae said she did not realize that the airline had changed her flight’s boarding gate. She told ABC that United did not make a gate announcement in French or notify her by email.

United gave Bahetoukilae a flight voucher and said they were “working with their team in Newark to prevent this from happening again.”

The airline has repeatedly made headlines in past weeks, most notably for an incident in which a passenger was dragged from a flight.

See also: Passenger who was dragged off jetliner settles with United

“This is not about money,” Bahetoukilae’s told ABC, “This is about United getting serious with their employees.”

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