Andy Kaufman Wins Pre-Debate

Yesterday, I could not recall the name Tony Clifton, and the dude who played him, the comic who invented Donald Trump’s style. Trump was Kaufman’s understudy who stole his act after Kaufman’s alleged death. They were a tag-team.

We all promised back when we would never forget Andy. We forgot, because Andy was the Herald of the coming age when we would be doing selfies and texting our family and friends, as if they really gave a shit what the fuck we did at any given moment. We all were from Hollywood in our own freaken way! We spit on people who wanted our autograph, just a minute of our time.

Andy broke the world out of its media cage. We didn’t know if we were coming or going. We could not second- guess Andy. He might do anything, insult anyone, anywhere, at any given time. He became a media…