I Am Write-in Candidate

I am now a Write-in Candidate for City Council of Eugene! THINK STRANGE! Come home to THE TWILIGHT ZONE! I promise I will never bore you!

I am a New Wave Politician out to attract angry Trump supporters, especially those beautiful blonde babes that slime those Abusive Fake Female Accusers of Trump. I come highly recommended by Alley Valkyrie, the Puritanical Prig of our age. This line should prove to a million registered voters – I am innocent!

“He is a stalker, a harasser, and an obsessed delusional sicko!”

BREAKING NEWS: When I blogged about our need to screen our INDIGENTS and develop a more uplifting and more flowery bunch of ‘Travelers’ and ‘Squatters’ – I had seen the arrest of Walton on T.V. – but had no details. Jeffrey Don Walton is a Child Molesters who was previously arrested for failing to register as such. Once again, I am…