The Obama Purchase

“Who will buy my fish?”

I suggest President Obama purchase the British Commonwealth that was once part of the European Union – for the United States of America! My kindred, Senator Thomas Hart Benton, was John Jacob Astor’s attorney who sold the Oregon Territory to Britain in 1812 before Britannia went to war with the USA, and, bought this territory back after the British were defeated, or, went home. Astor was the master of the Art of the Deal, he heavily invested in beaver pelts, and, would have taken a loss when the Brits TOOK OVER his business. The Queen’ kindred would have made a huge profit.

This purchase will prove the Democrats really know the Art of the Deal, thus the Obstructionist Republicans will not be involved. Obama will declare  a National Emergency on a GLOBAL SCALE! We could later sell Britain to Holland.

I offer $100 dollars to…