The At Odds Couple

It has been reported 85,000 ballots had not picked a president in Michigan. I suspected this might be going down and went looking for a gathering of protesters on facebook that is being blamed for electing Trump. I think there is more of this protest vote in other states. I suspect young whites are to blame for bringing back the early seventies, not having a clue that’s what they were doing. Therefore, all those old cultural warfare shows are good again, those shows that blazed a trail for social change, such as ‘The Odd Couple’ ‘The Jeffersons’ and ‘Threes Company’.

I want to bring back ‘Maude’ who is a livid bull-dike who now has to go underground to avoid Big Ike Spencer, the President’s Chief of Staff, and infamous Homo-hater. She is a social worker bent on destroying the lives of these young cyber-protesters by cutting their food stamps, and turning them into collection agencies because they skipped on their student loans. THE REVENGE OF MAUDE

PILOT

The At Odds Couple

Famous Black Sheriff, Krazy Klark Kunt, is chosen to be the assistant to Ike Spencer, at the President’s suggestion. Mr.P doesn’t want to look like a complete bigot. Krazy understands he is the token black guy. Anything for The Cause.

Ike wants Krazy to move into a lily-white neighborhood outside D.C. but is embarrassed to tell Ike he is not a rich dude. Another aide tells him to go to the Trump Children who will slip him money under the table, even get him on some Rich Man’s Welfare. But, Krazy grew up in a black family who are proud they never got any welfare.

Krazy places an ad for a roommate, and Springfield Johnny responds. It turns out they have a lot in common. They both love Country Western music, and drive old Ford pickups that they love to tailgate with at the Rodeos and Country Fairs. Krazy did ask Springfield if he was a Republican. He did not ask what kind of Republican he was. Turns out he is a Radical Fremonter, who wants to take the party back to it’s abolitionist roots. Before that, he was all for kidnapping Patty Hearst as a member of the Symbonese Liberation Army.

‘Spring’ is the name on his birth certificate. Spring grew up in a socialist family in Berkeley. They were good friends of Bernie Sanders. For some reason Spring wants to restore the French Monarchy because he believes they descend from Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Spring can recite every line in every Dan Brown movie ever made.

Wondering what else he missed, Krazy delves deeper with a questionaire he downloaded off the internet. Turns out Spring is a faux cowboy, and is Gay Curious. Krazy has to admit he too is faux – and curious. They both respect being honest, and sadly realize those Good Ol Honest Days are over. (another show ‘Honest Days’)

If big Ike Spencer even suspects they are gay curious, he will send them to Homo Ranch for ‘The Cure’. So, they place an ad for a female roommate that the can grab by the pussy whenever Ike stops by. Sheila Sheba responds, and lies her ass off. She dyed her air blond because she’s a Syrian Refugee without a visa. Ike believes Muslims are engaged in witchcraft. {I Married a Muslim Witch).

And, so it goes – all over again!

Oh, happy days!

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Big Ike walks in without knocking and finds Spring engrossed in the movie ‘The DaVinci Code’.

“Watch-a doing, Springfield? You aint watching one of Satan’s homo cartoons? That’s anti-Christian poppycock!”

Krazy is in the bathroom shaving, and comes rushing out with just a towel around his waist. He over heard the conversation, and has a real good excuse at ready. But, there is shaving cream all over his face. Uh-oh!

“Saaay! What’s going on here?”

Just then, Little Sheila bursts in the door, she just getting off work as a pole dancer at ‘Tight Pussies’.

“Say! I know you!”

“Ike! What are you doing here?”

“At ease, boys! Let me handle it. I will get to the bottom of this!”

Jon ‘The Sitcom Writer’.