October 2016

  • Septemberfest

    Who are we fooling? Most folks in the Emerald Valley want Halloween to go on for two days – even three! What I suggest, is, that Lane County declare the three days after the 29th. will be set aside for Green Hedonists to celebrate the Magic of Being You! I am working on the details.…

  • Belle’s Pirate Poem

    If you live in the West, then you want to be a Pirate, or, a Witch when you grow up. I became both at the age of twelve when I became an Artist and a Writer. Here is Belle’s Pirate Poem. She was going to Lane College studying literature because she wants to be a…

  • The Eugene Inquisition

    Originally posted on Rosamond Press: I highly suspect Alley Valkyrie and others threatened Belle Burch, told her she better not resolve the conflict that arose over her feeding a Jute Box dollars to get her MUSic  heard, first. Belle had fallen under the influence of poor muses who bid her to write bad poetry –…

  • “Not a piece of scum!”

    Jeffrey Don Walton View photos: 1 | 2 Last known address: CA 93202Age: 25  Birthdate: 1986-10-22  Gender: M Height: 5 ft. 6 in. Weight: 210 Race/Ethnicity: White Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: HazelOffense: ORAL COPULATION WITH A MINOR UNDER 16 YEARS OF AGE AND OFFENDER IS 21 OR MORE YEARS OF AGE http://kval.com/news/local/jail-records-show-man-arrested-in-downtown-eugene-friday-was-arrested-previously “The jail…

  • I Am Write-in Candidate

    I am now a Write-in Candidate for City Council of Eugene! THINK STRANGE! Come home to THE TWILIGHT ZONE! I promise I will never bore you! I am a New Wave Politician out to attract angry Trump supporters, especially those beautiful blonde babes that slime those Abusive Fake Female Accusers of Trump. I come highly…

  • Devil Drones Against The Nazarites!

    Drone Dragons from hell attack French Fighters. Jon ‘The Nazarite’ Then the LORD said to Moses, “Stretch out your hand toward the sky so that darkness will spread over Egypt—darkness that can be felt.” So Moses stretched out his hand toward the sky, and total darkness covered all Egypt for three days. No one could see…

  • Tales From The Bleaker Street Benches

    Last night Christine made a profound announcement. “There are no men in America anymore.” She had been complaining about Stefan Ein’s refusal to carry her grocery bags home from the store. “He told me; “I’m not your schlepper. Carry them yourself.” Then, he eats my food, even takes my food without asking. He takes cans,…

  • Don’t Vote For Emily Semple

    Emily Semple is a liar. She says she is for freedom of speech! Why then did she remove about ten of my posts that were critical of her and her friends. I asked hard questions! Emily is an ex-Slug Queen, who was elected by the people. She served on the board of Nightingale Advocacy, as…

  • Beauty and the Ritual Beast

    Originally posted on Rosamond Press: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa2BHEF6Aw For years Christine Wandel has conducted rituals with stray cats she had taken into her studio apartment. She claims around two hundred New York officials and attorneys got involved in forcing her to give up her dozen or so cats due to the complaints of her neighbors who poured liquids…

  • Model Copycat Infighting – With Muse!

    Originally posted on Rosamond Press: FILE-This July 10, 2012, file photo shows Occupy Eugene member Emily Semple, right, smiling as she is placed under arrest by Federal Police after she refused to leave the outdoor plaza at the Federal Courthouse in Eugene, Ore. (AP Photo/The Register-Guard, Chris Pietsch, File) The Muses Melpomene, Erato, Last night…