Beauty and the Ritual Beast

For years Christine Wandel has conducted rituals with stray cats she had taken into her studio apartment. She claims around two hundred New York officials and attorneys got involved in forcing her to give up her dozen or so cats due to the complaints of her neighbors who poured liquids under her door to staunch the stench.

Old crones have squirted her with water pistols loaded with Clorox. I have logged over three thousand hours listening to her miserable  crucified existence, I concluding years ago that she was a Crisis-Christ Junkie who used these poor animals to go to Her Cross and grab all the attention. I complained many times about her no longer listening to my ongoing crisis over the destruction of my Literary and Artistic Family Legacy.

Chris has been telling me she hates human beings, and her stinky cats are superior to every human being on the planet, but…