I Am The Goel Redeemer of the American Post Office

Soon, I will be pitching my tent on the grounds of the Eugene Post Office – after I send the United States Government (and my local government if need be) thirty coins to pay the debt the false evangelical Republican prophets put We The People in. We paid the dues for the Post Offices every time we bought a stamp. The Constitution says We will build post offices – and roads to the post office! The road to the Eugene Post Office begins in Nebraska where my kinsfolk, John Fremont, left to blaze the Oregon Trail so that Americans could come live in the Emerald Valley, and take on the British who wanted to make Oregon a colony of the Crown.

My kinsman, Senator Thomas Hart Benton, was the proprietor of the Oregon Territory. His daughter, Jessie Benton, married Fremont. Benton is the grandfather of the muralist, Thomas Hart Benton…