The Genesis of Sports-Speak

When the mailman slipped the mail into the brass slot on the door at 217 33rd. St. Manhattan Beach, one of the guards for the Sunshine Surfer Revenge Cluster, called up Big Brother and informed him Pynchon had won a award for his book ‘Gravity’s Rainbow’. This is to say the Brotherhood of Eternal Love had won this award, for they wrote GR in order to defuse the Doomsday Bomb – with Paranoid Clock. Now, real paranoia set in, because Writers Mundi wanted the Supreme Recluse to come out of hiding to except this supreme honor.

Glancing into the dining room at the mummy, and a scene right out of ‘Great Expectations’, this psychedelic guard had a vision of a comic he just befriended in a club in Venice.

“Why don’t we hire someone to receive this award in Pynchon’s place.”
“Do you know someone.”
“There’s this guy named Professor…