I just found this remark on FB messages from Krysta Albert. I will now be talking to my attorney. She says she-out mans me. This is discrimination and slander.
“You are a crazy man, un-medicated who harasses women and quite frankly, I out man you in every way. That being said you are a complete waste of my time, Indeed, you are a waste of anyones time you spend a breathe or stroke on the keyboard with.”
“Come! Give Big Ideas Jonny, a Big Hug!”
My compatriot in knowledge calls me twice a day to inform me folks are ripping of my FREE IDEAS.
“It’s uncanny. I read your posts, wait a few days, and there it is on the news, your insights!”
Over a year ago I started posting my youtube videos on Mayor Kitty Piercy’s facebook, and other Eugene sites that I got banned from, because I berated our elected leaders for getting large salaries, and not one of then can come up with a GIANT IDEA to save the Eugene Celebration. I suspect this is due to HIGH CONTENT of THC in marijuana these days, that makes folks paranoid as hell. Just because Cool Bohemians of the past did crazy and wonderful things on drugs, they believe when they lay down $800 dollars for the really good shit, they are members of CREATIVE BEAT WORLD. The truth is, they become shut-ins terrified to go outside lest other stoners have BAD THOUGHTS about them, judge them to be amongst THE UNCOOL. However, they will have no problem sneaking into a a dark cool theatre with a BIG SCREEN, and hearing a beautiful terrified woman shout;
“RUN!”
And here they come, the terrified crowd screaming their stoner heads off, they doing their damnedest to survive, because
“HERE COMES THE MONSTER! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!”
Folks who are Who’s Who in Eugene, read my idea for a ‘Godzilla Run’ in Altan Baker Park, that I wanted to turn into a Bohemian WATER WORLD. Then, here they come, their fins breaking the surface of the Mill Race, the IDEA THIEVES!
Spielberg’s Jurasic Park has broken all boxoffice records. In my neck of the woods, his Shcindler’s List has come true. I will not be in the FOE parade with Big Blue. However, I might be put in an old wooden cart and dragged down by the river to the pillory, where I will be whipped by Belle for being a STALKING SEXUAL PREDATOR.
“Sanctuary!”
What pisses people off, is after smoking the primo stuff, nothing comes to them. They cant’s come up with anything creative. Here I am wearing my pith helmet talking about creating a Eugene Waterworld with floating bands and tug-of-war. We have suspected Steven subscribes to this blog. He gets it! He sees my town turn on me, and knows HE’s got a big hit on his hands. Just take my wee idea – AND BLOW IT UP!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pith_helmet
What is obvious to me, some players in my area, have lost their sense of humor. They need a BIG PIE – in their face! I want to make a comedy, a spoof on Bohemian Wanna-bes!
‘Monster Run’
A movie by Jon Presco
After his advances have been spurned by a young co-ed, Jonny goes down to the Mill Race to jump off a bridge where he spots a gorgeous young woman dressed like a belly dancer. Sauntering up to her, he spews out his sad story.
“If only I was a giant monster, people would respect me. And I would have my vengeance!”
“So bet it!” she says with twinkling eyes. “Your wish, is my command!”
POOF! I am now as big and green as Godzilla. I am scared. I am in need of a hug – a big hug, because I am freaking out – big time! I go looking for someone to embrace me and come upon an illegal camp for the homeless. All of a sudden I am feeling mighty hungry. Before I can stop myself I am chowing down on these poor beggars.
This is when Prince Wigglesworth steps in to protect his adopted people.
“What are you doing! This is not the way to solve the Homeless Problem. Now, you go over there and give those terrified folks a big hug!”
As I approach with big crocodiles tears to get some loven, one of then shouts;
“RUN!”
And, the chase is on.
“HUG ME! I NEED A HUG!”
Outside help is called for. From Wyoming comes Kristalbelle, the granddaughter of a captured Nazi rocket scientist. She has brought along her clever entourage wired on Nazi speed. Making her headquarters in the bunker-like Science Building, she installs a large speaker on the roof so she and rain insults down on me in hope WORDS CAN KILL.
“You are literally an UN-medicated individual with ideas of grandeur. You have no power, and are no threat to me or the Festival. We are law-abiding citizens and anything you do will further cast disparaging ideas about you and your character.”
“You don’t understand. Alley Valkyrie is cyberbulling me with the help of her radical facebook friends. She has been arrested several times for breaking the laws in our community. They INVADED the office of the City Manager and got arrested!”
” Ms. Rachette, hand me my dart gun – with an extra dose!”.
“Alley Valkyrie
May 9 near Portland, OR
Well, I just picked a fight with quite the unstable psychopath. May not have been the most sensible thing to do, but it should definitely get interesting…
Glenn Combs: John Presco(e) has a long history of harassing young women in this area. The police seem impotent to do anything about it, though. I believe he comes from money and could be lawyered up quite well if he needed it. Whatever, it is time to take this “man” down.
Whatever, it is time to take this “man” down.
Whatever, it is time to take this “man” down.
Whatever, it is time to take this “man” down.”
There are articles on the web that are calling Jurassic Park a racist movie. These aloof folks can get away with it. My mistake was getting in the Raptor cage with the commoners who love to bring the HIGH&MIGHTY…………….”down”.
Jon Presco
Copyright 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFinNxS5KN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8ZIxVxxYAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmFME_d60r8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU10Y14laBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChNP1v5mIII
In Jurassic World, there’s a scene in which the protagonists learn that a group of dinosaurs, called the Pachycephalosaurus, have escaped. For shorthand, they call the group of dinos “Pakis,” which American audiences may not realize is an offensive slur in the U.K. — referring to people from Pakistan.
Now, British comedian Guzzy Bear (as his character Mobeen) has called for a boycott of the film. In a tongue-in-cheek video, he rants against Jurassic World, taking issue with dialogue such as, “The Pakis are out of containment!” and “The Pakis short out their implants when they butt heads!”
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