Rosamunda Bolger-Took was the second cousin of Frodo Baggins. The new Hobbit movie is due out.

On September 20, 2009 I announced my grand entry into the Republican Party – in order to save it from the Oil Orcs. I compare this to Frodo throwing the ring of invisibility into Mount Doom. I wanted to make visible the invisible Evil Ones that have taken over the party founded by my Benton kindred.

A week ago I talked to my sister, Vicki, and my niece, Drew Benton, on the phone. I told them I was about to show how the name ROSAMOND is at the epicenter of many myths, including the myths that inspired Tolkien. I told Vicki and Drew we could author – and illustrate – our own family legend. Drew is working on a comic book, and goes on raids with her aunt on Everquest where Vicki has several…