After I saw this video I went and talked to my women at the stores about it. I was all jazzed-up! I stopped in Big 5 Sports, just to look at new fishing poles. I was suffering from Bent Penis Pole Envy. To see Lexis with that tight pole bent over all the way, with a heavy fighter on the line, made my Sport Dick hard. The sight of her butt-crack, and spread legs, was a new one. Beauty and the Sexy Beast! Sport’s Sex illustrated! Then came her high pitched screaming through her perfectly white teeth! Her hat and her shades – were perfect! That blue bikini reminded me of my Good Ol Venus days! Yes! That’s a 15 foot shark she has on the line! Of course she’s going to need a bigger Ultra Skiff – much bigger!
Any second, I am expecting to see the Ultra Skiff tip over and toss Lexis straight into the yaw of the shark that swallowed her Bonita, that swollowed the sardine on the hook. Did her boyfriend talk her into getting on The Death Skiff – after seeing a shark take his Bonita? I bet Lexis never saw Jaws, because she hates old movies. The most beautiful girl in the State decides to go skinny dipping with her entourage of hooten and hollering beer drunks who scare old people off the beach. These are mating rituals, best performed in front of old people so they will shrivel up and die.
Yesterday, just for the fun of it, I read an article about what attracts young lovers to one another. After seeing Lexis’ powerful shoulders and legs tugging on that fish, I wanted her baby! I never wanted a woman’s baby before. We are hardwired to any primate that can catch fish, especially – BIG FISH! Lexus is a Chieftain! Stick with Lexis, because – she will always get the meat. If I were in her place, the minute the shark is on my fish, I would have thrown my pole in, and thrown it the bird!
“Fuck you! Just fuck you!”
I told the Big 5 Woman, that this video is what has spawned the billion dollar sports industry in Oregon. Her eyes widened as I told the greatest tale of The One That Got Away. I brought up Hemmingway, the Old Man and the Sea. Ernest was a Big Game hunter. Consider how Lexis looks like his granddaughter – the one that got away from Clark Griswold! This is a mermaid scene! She, is a predator! She knows he is married.
“When the line broke, she asked her Boat Boys what she should do. She was very disappointed. She wanted to haul that Great White onto the boat – just to show them!”
You know Lexis is not done -playing with that big shark. She never felt more alive! Her boundaries have been burst! She is capable of – anything! Come fall, she will be hunting Grizzly with a bow and arrow.
Heading to my next store, I thought about what I had done that even came close. Then, Rena’s half-naked body popped into my mind. I caught Rena on the Venice pier. Four years ago she told the Sheriff I was stalking her. The name of my autobiography is ‘Capturing Beauty’. Miss Nebraska won the Miss America title. She condones wearing a swimsuit in the beauty contest. Trump just attacked the ‘Me Too’ movement in Montana where Rena lives. I think Sarah Rose is a Christian and might be involved in the President’s ‘Grab and Squeeze Em Evangelical Crusade to take back America Just For White People, so they can have all the fishing and hunting spots to themselves – and all the Blonde Bombshells!
I came up with the term ‘Pulp Politics’. I called it. I got a great title for another book! There are no Great White Predators in America. Just brown ones. I suspect China will no longer be buying Rena’s husband’s cattle.
Trump may have gone too far. We’ll see. I think he’s trying to restore American Eroticism – in the name of Jesus!
Did I tell you Rena is terrified of the sea? She couldn’t even look at it, least get near it. I am sure she is studying Lexis, in a cold sweat. She is several generations Nebraska, where there is no ocean. But, if she spied a Redneck Hunk picking and husking corn in just a pair of overalls, she’d jump his bones, and, go in for the kill.
“You keep husking corn that way, with your tan shoulders all in a sweat, I’ll give you all the babies you want!”
Jon Presco
Shortly after Miss America made headlines with a bombshell announcement that it’s scrapping its swimsuit competition, the newly crowned winner of the separate Miss USA pageant spoke out about the inclusion of swimsuit competitions, calling them “empowering.”
“It’s just exciting and it’s empowering to be able to confidently stand on that stage and just have fun in the swimsuit,” the reining Miss USA Sarah Rose Summers told ABC News’ Linsey Davis.
“It takes confidence unlike anything else — true confidence — not just on the outside that you’re exuding to the judges and the audience and the millions of people watching at home, but inner confidence,” Summers said.
President Trump joked about the #MeToo movement Thursday, making light of the international campaign against sexual assault during a wide-ranging speech in which he also took aim at a potential 2020 White House opponent, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.).
At a rally in Great Falls, Mont., Trump deployed his familiar nickname of “Pocahontas” for Warren, which he has repeatedly used to mock the Massachusetts Democrat for her claims of Native American ances
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