As I type two courst in two cities are about to rule on….
REALITY!
Is it real that Portland has been burning down for five years? What I believe, this is all staged in order to vote Donald Trump
THE GREATEST MAN OF PEACE IN THREE THOUSAND YEARS!
Is he a greater peacemaker than Jesus? I believe the appearance of that Marco, who whispered real peace news, is a staged event. It is real war news, mixed with fake war leftist lunatic news, thus it is propaganda. The Royal Janitor was intended to be PROPAGANDA, that would have been rendered unnecessary – if Kamala won!
I will now be reporting on the plight of Victoria and Starfish – as if they are real. For instance..
“As Victoria sped up Highway 126 as fast as she could in her Cadillac Behemoth, Starfish shouted’
“Slow down! You just made the ICE most wanted list. You have no green card, and your diplomatic pass was pulled when BAD fired you!”
“What the fuck! Are you telling me James Bond’s granddaughter is wanted by the US Federal Government?
“Yes”
War Propaganda cost. Trump needs Alley Valkyrie’s Threats. He can have them for a million bucks.
“Victoria slowed down to the speed limit just as her favorite Dylan song came up. She was screaming the lyrics as maniacs passed her and threw her the bird. If they only knew, she was a Bond.
“Facebook message from Alley Valkerie
“I’m going to make this very simple for you. I don’t know if you know who I am, but I sure as hell know who you are, and when you fuck with my friends, you fuck with me. Stop writing about Belle or I am going to make your life very difficult. I mean it. If I see one more word about her on your blog, your FB, or anywhere else, I will make sure that you experience all the fear and discomfort that she is experiencing right now. And no, this isn’t a physical threat, so don’t try to play victim. Frankly, I encourage you to contact EPD, as they already know all about you. I will not do anything illegal, but mark my word you will regret it if you write one more word about her. I will make sure that the entire community knows exactly how much of a sick fuck you are. Your picture, your name, and “samples” of your writing will be posted on every bulletin board in town. There will not be a single person in the Eugene/Springfield area who won’t know that you’re a sick stalker who won’t leave a stalker who won’t leave a young girl alone. Cut it out. Now. This is your first, last, and only warning.”
Alley Valkerie on facebook message.
“Please, go ahead and blog my threat.
You have no fucking idea what you’re getting yourself into
You also have no idea how many people are already on to you, and how many people have my back. We also have six other mutual friends who are going to learn about your behavior ASAP
And just so you know as well: if you write anything about me that could be construed as defamatory, you will be hearing from my lawyers ASAP.”
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — President Donald Trump told reporters on Monday that he would consider invoking the Insurrection Act as a way to send federal troops to Portland and avoid legal obstacles.
Amid Trump’s ongoing effort to get National Guard troops to Portland, the president once again made disparaging statements about Portland during a press conference on Monday.
“Portland is on fire. Portland has been on fire for years,” Trump said. “I think it’s all criminal insurrection.”
Live updates: Latest developments amid Trump administration deployment efforts in Portland
Following his statement, when asked about when he would invoke the Insurrection Act, Trump responded by saying that he would do it “if it was necessary.”
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Musk also allegedly took Ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms. Per the Times, he allegedly traveled with a daily medication box that held about 20 pills, including ones with the markings of the stimulant Adderall.
The Labyrinth of The Psychodramatic Garden Queen
Posted on September 11, 2023 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
The Labyrinth of The Psychodramatic Garden Queen
Now that American Gays were fleeing to Oregon to escape a new religious fanaticism that was threatening NATO, European Spy and Think, Tanks, were eager to invest in BAD, because it was assessed they had in their employ, a Religious Wizard that knew all there is to know about the world’s major religions. Unfortunately, Starfish had chosen to spend Our Darkest Hour, exploring the cosmic turns and twists of being a Retro-Hippie, and organized religion was the farthest thing from her mind.
“Humor her! Have you tried – humoring her!”
“God-damn it! I tried that the minute we met. She interrupted our interview and showed me how he hair has been psychically trained to cover her bare breasts. She way beyond the not wearing a bra stage. You get your ass to Eugene, and fucking humor her and see what she has in store – FOR YOU! She’s a fucking psycho – if you must know! But – I love her – to death!”
Putting her phone on the coffee table, Victoria walked over to the large picture window overlooking their three acres bordered by a pine tree park they could take walks in. There below was the love of her life setting up the Labyrinth Walk – with Psychodrama – with her inept friends from The Life-journey Psilocybin Therapy Program the Governor signed off on. There was going to be loud screams with raging tears and impossible accusations made against the caustic and toxic universe which was somehow ultimately responsible for the THE DEEP DEPRESSION the Walkers felt. In Miriam Starfish’s case, it was the death of her parents in a horrific butane explosion she witness at the age of thirteen. Thank God they had distant neighbors. Starfish bellowed like a Big Foot when her tears began to flow. Let the fun&games begin!
As the new-age music wafted up to the house, Victoria got comfy in the big leather easy chair and looked up at the 122 inch T.V. that now dominated their lives. Her wife was also a Oregon Duck Football fan, along with a follower of the Ems. She married a Frat – and a Biblical Scholar – who idolized Ken Babbs! Why? Why the fucking – why? The New Eugene Hill Lovers made an agreement to place a camera near the Maze so Victoria could – just watch.
“”I like to watch!”
She knew if she got near, she would get sucked in, like Dorothy.
As the first round of quiet sobbing began as the Human Captives of a Tyrannical Fate made their way one by one to the center of Labyrinth – high on shrooms – Victoria opened the drawer of the coffee table, and brought out a handful of large rubber-tipped darts. Standing up, she took aim a Babbs bulbous grin, and let one fly!
“This is all your fucking fault – even though you deny it! Take this – you pretentious old fraud that can’t write worth shit.”
Starfish demanded a ten foot tall mural be placed in the large stairwell of their new house Starfish wanted, instead ot the humble abode her husband suggested due to her modest income and savings. At the bank, Victorian discovered her woman – was a financial wizard, too, and they were – LOADED! And there go another dart that struck Ken high on the brow, just as the other dart lost its grip, as planned, and fell onto the soft carpeting below.
“Why would you ever think anyone would want to to read a fucking book about a fucking dead buffalo. Take this!”
Victoria’s heart was pounding as she gave Babbs the literary critique he longed for, but no one dare deliver for fear Ken controlled a World-wide Hippie Mafia – Big Hit Squad! Adrenalin poured into Bond;s veins by the cup full. If her woman walked in, suddenly, to use the bathroom, she would be dead! Like most cult followers, Starfish was head over heals in love with Babb’s big glowing – goofy look – that rendered him harmless to the poor souls who long to be addicted to someone.
“If Starfish doesn’t come out of the fucking trance you put her in – you big Hippie Gorilla – than the world is toast. Take this!”
Suddenly, Bond heard a peeping sound. Turning, there stood Little Sally Snowflake, the second most sensitive star of the Garden Psycho crew. Bond glanced at the three darts grouped around Ken’s nose. Grabbing a real gun out of the other drawer, Victoria pointed it at Sensitive Sally, and growled
“If you open your mouth – you’re dead! Do you got me!”
Sally let go the contents of her bladder. Whimpering some more, she ran for the door, got in her card -and sped home! She fell out of grace at all her groups. Her new therapist let her go.
“I never encountered such a – closed patient! She swore she was cured of her depression!”
Sally made the symbol of zipping her mouth closed at the twelve groups she belonged to. Other participants – demanded she share! Sally had some cards made up, and handed them to fellow members.
“Silence is golden!”
Victoria helped her see the light. What is there to share, but that we were all born. As we get older we dare share the truth with people we love – that we are going to die! Some friends want you to go to their Church, and accept the truth we are not going to die, but, will live forever! Sally came to the realization as she looked down the barrel of a gun, that she was going to die, and, that is that! Sally got a huge shove on her path to Nirvana, and was profusely grateful to Starfish’s Psychodramatic Life-journey Psilocybin Therapy Trip – the Governor signed off on!
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Children of The Ark – Come to Eugene – Now!
Posted on September 18, 2023 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
Copyright 2023
When Victoria Bond commented that Alicia Schmidt, Vicktoriya, and Starfish looked alike, Miriam Starfish gave her husband a dirty look.
“So what? What are you trying to prove?”
“Nothing! I have photographic mind that brought the three of you up and placed you side by side! It’s uncanny. You’re like – triplets!”
“Screw your photo-mind! I want to watch this last race!”
“Excuse me! You just told me to get screwed! I demand an apology – with some explanation why you are being so rude!”
“O.K. The race starts in three minutes. If you read your Bible you would have guessed. The Pillar of Fire is coming with the Solar Eclipse. It’s the Pillar of light that Moses and the multitude saw when fleeing Egypt. It comes every eighty years from the Crown of the Arora Borealis. It’s a cosmic flare that allows the Comet Kings to come here – faster than the speed of light! There are twelve of them, plus the Avatar-God, like the one Moses talked to. The Tabernacle will be built, and the Holy Ark will appear – with the Avatar seated on the Angelic Thrown. The false priests say God appears on His thrown every fifty years during the Jubilee. This is a lie, and is why they tried to throw Jesus off a cliff. They knew better!”
“Who knew better?”
The Holy Children of the Ark – and His Chosen Bodyguard – the Amazon Women Bodyguards of God!”
“Who are they?”
“You’re talking to one. There will be forty of us gathering at our house on October 14. Alicia and Viktoriya will be there, dressed in the Amazon Armor of God!”
“Why! Why didn’t you tell me we’re having guests?”
“Would you two please be quiet!” Said Joy Gall of Eugene. “Yes, please!” added Mark Gall.
Victoria glared at this crabby old couple, and suggested;
“Why don’t you two – shut the fuck up!”
“Yeah! shut the hell up!” Said Starfish. “The reason for the armor, is, The Forty will lead a United Army that will drives the Russians out of Ukraine – for starters – as prophesized.
“Oh. I see!”
“Not quite! Think Rainbow Bridge!”
“Oh!”
‘Our Starfish’ Will Leave The World Behind
Posted on July 31, 2022 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
Chapter New Cold War Heros
by
John Presco
Putin’ s men took Starfish and Victoria to a special prison, where a hologram of the Russian leader introduced our BAD agents to foreign prisoners. One was a giant of a woman that played basketball. Miriam told this forlorn woman that she was an athlete, an amazing hurdler – who has never competed!
“We ran in a grove of trees felled in a windstorm. Ivan competed at Hayward field in Eugene Oregon.”
One of the men behind the mirror got on Google and brought up Victoria Thachuk, a Ukrainian hurdler that will compete at Hayward field, while Russia is banned. Putin’s hologram was fed this information, and his image pointed to a screen. When a video of Viktoriya in a race was played, both our spies gasped.
“They are like sisters – twins! “
“I want a pair of sunglasses – just like that! I must have! I can beat her! She is so beautiful! I must have her! She is my double!”
“The Men Behind The Mirror – and Putin’s Hologram-Double – were shocked. All eyes fell on ‘Her Original Victoria’. to see her reaction. Having concluded a week earlier that Starfish was a Toxic Narcissist, she took it on the chin, with much aplomb. Smiling. our agent said;
“I must have her too. She reminds me of someone!”
Starfish gave her wife the most heart melting smile, and she came and put her arm around her waist. Putin’s hologram already confronted the happy couple with the videos taken in their hotel room.
“It is true. We are Lesbians!”
“But, we are married!”
“Don’t worry. Most of our spies are LGBTQ people. It comes with the territory. We can not be good family folks for the reason we travel allot, and, we have to keep many secrets from our Loved One. We have watched you two closely to see how you lie to one another. So far, one of you told a little white lie, while the other -TOLD A GIANT LIE!
Victoria had to do allot of quick assessing. She was grateful for the Wizard’s Crazy Test, that asks if she and Miriam peed on the stuffed Unicorn, and, wiped their ass on Babe Ruth’s baseball? She understood life was full of Guilt and Shame hurdles. She was not going to take her husband’s inventory – just because she was prompted to. Coming down on the right side of, things, was the international game. Everything else – was pretty obvious. The rules were very pedestrian. Analyzing The Guilt Trip people were on – was the real Job. The Bible has proven this is how – we really are!
“I can take her!”
Team Putin worked the deal where Starfish was the only entry from an Island off Siberia in the Pacific. On the plane for Oregon, Starfish blurted out.
“I’m going to smoke allot of pot at the Country Fair. Will you buy me a new set of drums?”
Victoria was studying the Russian community in Eugene. Her wife wondered if this was the community her parents established on Mount Shasta.
“I want to take some shrooms. I want to try Psilocybin!”
Starfishes wish list took up the whole flight. Viktoriya Tkachuk had activated her mates parallel universe, jag. The movie PI came up mid-Atlantic. Bored with the recitation of her wish-list for the other life, Victoria called her bluff. She was bored.
‘Enough! Let’s hear it. Recite the movie PI backwards!
The plane was full of spies and mikes that listened, in, to what sounded like a Christian talking in tongues.
“I have no way of telling if you are….doing a great and fantastic job! Stop, I want to nap!”
When they went to Hayward Field, our heroes looked down on the practice field. Looking up, our twins beheld each other for the first time.
to be continued
Viktoriya Tkachuk of Team Ukraine competes in the Women’s 400m… News Photo – Getty Images
Ukrainian athletes savor track and field world championships – The Washington Post
(1) Viktoriya Tkachuk | Facebook
Viktoriya Tkachuk is at Hayward Field.
July 23 at 11:56 PM · Eugene, OR ·
Relay 4 to 400 m is when before the start you worry not only for yourself, but also for the team! And that’s adding strength! 
It’s very unfortunate to stay in ninth place, but for today this is our result and we gave our best at this world championship! And every participant didn’t take an easy path to this competition!
And when during the presentation of Ukraine today the whole stadium us loudly supported… this moment gave me goosebumps…
We will be sure to come back stronger and very soon we will go out on the tracks already with new experience and new motivation!
Thank you all for your support and faith in our team! 
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Viktoriya Tkachuk is at Hayward Field.July 21 at 12:34 AM · Eugene, OR · I was hoping to write such a post two days later when the finals would take place, but it will be without me! Of course I’m upset not to get the main run of my distance in this championship but I did my best today and it wasn’t good enough!With a time of 54.24 I came in 9th today but according to competition rules I am 10th! The semifinals really turned out to be interesting and difficult!… See more ·
Viktoriya Viktorivna Tkachuk (Ukrainian: Вікторія Вікторівна Ткачук; born 8 November 1994) is a Ukrainian athlete specialising in the 400 metres hurdles.[1] She represented her country at the 2015 World Championships in Athletics in Beijing without advancing from the first round, and at the 2016 Olympics, where she qualified to the semifinals on 15 August 2016. Her personal best in the event is 53.76 seconds set in 2021 in Zürich.
Viktoriya Tkachuk – Photos (facebook.com)
Russians officially out of World Athletics Championships
- Published: Jul. 08, 2022, 4:33 p.m.
Track and field officials confirmed Friday that Russians will not be allowed to compete at this month’s World Athletics Championships Oregon22 due to the war in Ukraine.
The federation banned Russians from major international events shortly after the country invaded Ukraine in February. At the time, World Athletics president Sebastian Coe said the unprecedented move appeared “to be the only peaceful way to disrupt and disable Russia’s current intentions and restore peace.”
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