Here us the urn I ordered for Drew, and got the sinking Titanic instead.
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After my last post, I went back to mentally composing the chapter I have been working on for over a week. where Don Roscoe and the President agree to a friendly Spudgun battle – at sea! They are on the western side of Alcatraz, when Roscoe spots a wall of waters about to enter under the Gold Gate. He holds fire, and tries to tell the President what is coming. He is not listening. Roscoe orders a retreat to the east end of Alcatraz, and the President follows, and is about to go in for the kill, when he sees the wave.
“Holy shit! I’m going to need a bigger boat!”
The next scene shows fishermen on the Berkley Poer running for the shore. But, a wise man tells them to run the other way, out to the point, because the wave is going to triple in size in shallow water, just before it breaks.
Drew’s urn…….is back!
JRP
The National Tsunami Warning Center issued a tsunami advisory for most of the West Coast, including Oregon, Washington and California. Hawaii officials warned of tsunami waves that could cause damage along the coastlines of all the islands of that state.
Tsunami waves are expected to reach Oregon around 11:34 p.m., with waves forecast to be up to 1.8 feet above the tide. Tsunami waves could continue to hit the Oregon coast for 15 hours after they arrive. The National Weather Service said widespread inundation was not expected.
The advisory includes the Columbia River estuary at the wide mouth of the river.
The tsunami center cautioned that waves could be dangerous for many hours, and the first tsunami wave or surge might not be the highest.
Oregonians were advised to move out of the water and away from beaches, marinas, harbors and inlets, and not to go to the shore to observe the tsunami.
“This is not a major tsunami, but dangerous currents and strong waves may pose a risk to those near the water,” the Oregon Office of Emergency Management said on social media.
Authorities in Coos County are expecting waves up to 3 feet and strong currents, a sheriff’s office spokesperson said. That means people can stay in their homes tonight but should stay away from the water and the beach, Sgt. Christopher Gill said.
The advisory includes the San Francisco Bay Area, including Sonoma, Napa, Larkspur, Vallejo, San Francisco, Berkeley, Oakland, Santa Cruz, Monterey and other ocean and bayside communities.
The center will upgrade the Tsunami Advisory to a Tsunami Warning if a tsunami is imminent.
A tsunami can result in widespread, sudden flooding of beaches, harbors and coastal areas.
Don Juan Roscoe The Third
Posted on July 18, 2025 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
I should be doing my podcast instead of being fixated on Ian Fleming and James Bond. The Rock is considered a Bondish movie, starring Sean Connery. Everyone in my family hates the truth that I own Biblical Knowledge. When Christine Wandel saw me before my easel, working on a large canvas – and smoking a cigarette – she had to have me – which is the title of the poem I wrote about her. She said I looked like a young Humphry Bogart. Getting no help to be who I am, and forbidden to be anybody, I now assume the identity of,,,,,,
DON JUAN ROSCOE
When Victoria Rosemond Bond saw Don John Roscoe the Third on the giant screen at the British Art Department, her lower-being – DUMPED! This was the word she used to discribe how turned on she was.
“It was like a huge of molten steel was – dumped into a mold. For thje first time I felt like a heterosexual. I was now….Molded Lust! My being was tempered in pure Sexual Conquest. I wanted Don John lile a leopard a hot panting gazelle. I wanted – to chase Don down, and taste his hot blood.. John was at the helm of the Santana that belonged to Bogart. When John spotte the attorney general on the boat heading to Alcatraz Island, he pulled aside, sent his Jolly Roger up the mast, and with a megaphone, let the Presidents Woman Gunslinger have a
BLAST OF TRUTH
This is Captain Don The Juan Roscoe, the rightful owner of Alcatraz. I deny you passage and landing on whar belonged to my ancestor John Fremont. This island””
“IS MINE!”
When POTUS saw rhe newswreal he went balsituc.
“He’s got mhy name. He stold my name. That’s me. That’s my island!”
To be continued.
John of San Francisco
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Casandra of Troy
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Capturing Beauty
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All the news people are asking why no one saw The Devil’s Fire coming. One station says the Democrats are to blame. I had a dream about the Oakland Fire. As I opened Pandora’s Box, THE DISASTER came center stage on the television screen.
My mother Rosemary showed her children a fan letter she got from a woman she went to high school with – who swore Rosemary Rosamond played the part of Casandra in the movie ‘Helen of Troy’.
Five months ago Casey Farrell told me he too was considering filing a lawsuit against Belmont, claiming he had found acres of land once owned by the Janke family. I was appalled. Over the years Casey has tried to amputate my family history, and sew it to himself. He told me anyone can file a claim. Then Drew died, and he swoooped down and invented a nephew who he claimed was murdered in Bullhead. He was claiming his grieving for a murdered family member – gave his direct access to MY FAMILY HISTORY. Did he find a way around my Copyright m and could grab all he can grab? Put Gruntmo Farrell in the photo of members of my family in the Rosamond Gallery in Carmel. He’s the fly om the wall….He is….
BEEZLEBUB!
I ordered the Blue Keepsake urn, and got….
HELL ON EARTH!
The blue urn represent the incoccuous art of ROSAMOMD. The blach urn represent the deadly art of….JOHN!
Welcome to Hell. This is an Art Review!
:Her name is…….DEATH!”
Casey Farrell told me he has studied Copyright Law and sounds like a Jailhouse Lawyer. He denied recording our conversations, saying…
“You know I’m not that kind of person!”
He refused to give me the name of his nephew. I can hear him shrieking away, conjuring up lawsuits against me. But, I will call an executive of Walmart to defend me, I will send him a rather lengthy review of the Blue Urn – I never received! Instead……I was sent a crystal ball! Am I Merlin?
Go fuck yourself, Casey Farrell!
John Presco
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The demon-parasite, Spooky Noodles, will be – cast out! I will do the dance of the Nazarite! Noodles invented and introduced a fake nephew he said was murdered in Bullhead. On 1-8-2025 I asked for the name of his spook – and he hung up! I told him I had talked to an attorney about the eviction of Carl Janke, and he told me he was considering filing a lawsuit to put a hundred acres in his family cache. He defiled the death of my niece!
Predicting The Oakland Fire
Posted on December 25, 2015 by Royal Rosamond Press
Consider this my Christmas Card. Life is short. I will ignore all who disrespect me, and, those who show me no respect.
Joel 2:28
“And afterward, I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your old men will dream dreams, your young men will see visions.
A week before the Oakland Fire I had a dream about it. I saw smoke and helicopters. I lived at 2816 London Rd below the Mormon Temple. It was a heavily wood canyon with no exit. I asked my landlord if I could clear some of the brush around his house, and remove pine needles he asked why. I told him about my dream.
The morning of October 20, 1991, Al called me up and said;
“Greg! You’re dreams on T.V. Turn on the news!”
The fire was two miles away when Al left to do errands. I asked him if hee wanted me to take his dog and family photos with me if the fire got near. He scoffed, let go a laugh.
“The fire won’t come anywhere near!”
In the dream, Al and I have manned hoses and are watering the brush around the house. Our neighbor calls and asked if I saw the flames come into our canyon.
“No! I just saw the smoke.”
Twenty minutes later, three cars were parked in her driveway loaded with her friend’s possessions. There was antique furniture tied on the roof. This was scary. These people’s homes were in flames they fleeing for safety based upon a Prophets Dream.
Suddenly, Al’s car comes barreling down the road. He jumps out and orders me to man a hose on one side of the house, while he mans another. I am in my dream. When the refuges saw that, they pulled out. We could get trapped down here. But, the flames stopped a quarter-mile away when the strong wind died down. I drove to the top of the hill and saw a huge column of smoke crossing the bay. I was in hell.
I am done trying to defended myself from family and friends who do not own the abilities I own, and have not died, and come back like Jesus who was seen by many after his resurrection. For forty days he walked around saying hello to people. I know how he felt.
Jon ‘The Nazarite’
The Oakland firestorm of 1991 was a large suburban wildland-urban interface conflagration that occurred on the hillsides of northern Oakland, California, and southeastern Berkeley on October 20, 1991. The fire has also been called the Oakland hills firestorm or the East Bay Hills Fire. The fire ultimately killed 25 people and injured 150 others. The 1,520 acres (620 ha) destroyed, included 2,843 single-family dwellings and 437 apartment and condominium units. The economic loss has been estimated at $1.5 billion.[1]
The most important factor was the rapid spread of the wind-driven fire. Before most of the firefighting resources could be brought to the scene, the fire had established a large perimeter. At the fire’s peak, it destroyed one house every 11 seconds. By the first hour, the fire had destroyed nearly 790 structures. In addition to the winds and the heat, an important factor in the rapid spread of the fire was that it started in an area that was at an interface between developed and undeveloped land. Many of the first dwellings to burn were surrounded by thick, dry vegetation. In addition, the nearby undeveloped land had even more dry brush.
The same conditions contributed to a major conflagration nearby in the 1923 Berkeley fire and a more limited conflagration in the same area on September 22, 1970, again under similar conditions. A smaller fire also started in Wildcat Canyon on December 10, 1980.[6]
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