Donald Trump is back in the fragrance business. This time, he says it’s all about “Winning, Strength, and Success.” On Monday evening, the 45th and 47th president used his Truth Social account to reveal the launch of ‘Victory 45–47’, a perfume line meant to mark his White House comeback.
Spooky Noodles has sworn on several occasions that higher-ups are reading this blog. We talked about other possibilities, such as…..I’M A SEER! I told him I feel crazy when I have a vision about what I want to post. I feel crazy most of the time – because I post on crazy things – and people!
Above is a pic of Mary Trump who suggested her son was – INSANE! How come our President never talks about his mother – and his wife?
John
Donald Trump Perfume Goes on Sale: Here’s What It Smells Like
Published Jul 01, 2025 at 4:31 AM EDTUpdated Jul 01, 2025 at 4:44 AM EDT
President Donald Trump has unveiled a new line of fragrances, now on sale through GetTrumpFragrances.com.
The products include “Fight Fight Fight” and “Victory 47” colognes for men and “Fight Fight Fight” and “Victory 47” perfumes for women.
The scents, described as a “rallying cry in a bottle,” are being promoted as luxury, limited-edition items built around Trump’s image and legacy.
The release, confirmed in a product announcement and echoed in a post by the president on his Truth Social platform, marks the latest in a series of branded merchandise offered under the Trump name.
The fragrances are available for immediate purchase, with prices for the Victory 47 editions set at $249 a bottle. According to the website, the products embody themes of resilience, victory, power and confidence—with packaging that features the president’s likeness and symbolic gestures, such as a raised fist or golden statue.
What To Know About the Four Trump Fragrances
Fight Fight Fight—Cologne for Men
The cologne, which the website says is for “patriots who never back down,” is said to deliver “rich, robust notes.” Fragrance critic reviews and user comments on the resource site Fragrantica indicate notes of cardamom, geranium, fougère accord and an overall woody, spicy and aromatic character.
Fight Fight Fight—Perfume for Women
The sister scent is described as “empowering” on the official website, crafted for women “who embody strength and grace, like President Trump.” The perfume, which comes in a white and gold bottle, “blends delicate floral notes and a burst of citrus for an elegant finish,” the website says.
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Starfish Aftersave Lotion
Posted on June 27, 2025 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
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John Presco
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Professor John Von John called Victoria from BAD, the Bohemian Art Department building located down by the MscKenzie river.
:Turn on Cox News! They got Starfish selling her Christian product…Aftersave Lotion! They must have put face-putty in her to hide her Drone Dueling scars. She looks – so fresh – like when I first saw her at the Schnitzer gallery.”
“Today is the tenth anniversary of the supreme court ruling giving Gay people the right to get married. You claim you were a married Lesbian – who saw the light – and you created this scented lotion to remind yourself you have…….been saved?”
“I was saved when I was seven, but I was lured into a unsavory lifestyle by my beautiful boss, who I didn’t know was a Lesbian. I was desperate to be – saved again. The formula came to me in a dream. I made the first batch on my stove. When I smelled the heavenly aroma, I fell to my knees and cried. I was in joyful ecstasy at fund Jesus again! I keep small bottles of Aftersave around the house, in my medicine cabinet, and even in my refrigerator. When I went somewhere with my friends, and would refresh my liberation from all sin in their presence, they had to have….what I got! Thank you Jesus!”
“It is being reported the people you saved with Aftersave – never went to church, or read the Bible. They spelled the rosy scent – and went straight to SAVED!”
“Holy shit!” said the professor. She invented a new religion, and solved the problem the Christian church has had since Jesus went to heaven – a second time!:
“What are you talking about?” asked Victoria in shock, she fighting back tears at being utterly betrayed, and forsaken by……her crazy-ass wife.
“I’m talking about where Jesus went – after he died! Many Christians are required to go to Bible study, and many get saved. However, they get UN-SAVED in this question. Jesus went to hell, but he wasn’t tormented. There was a special door made just for him – to Paradise. He was dressed like an emperor with a papal-like crown. His followers felt he was their equal – and now they were led into a torturous trap. Some said he was Satan, and left the church. Stafish has provided an elixir, a lotion, the new Baptism! What a fucking genius! She’s selling protection from the evil ones of Hades – until Jesus comes for them, opens the door – and let’s them in!”
“My God. She is selling the proof you have been saved. Millions of men – pretend they have been saved just to please the Christian women in their lives.
“Where are you going, dear?”
” To Hobby Lobby to get some more flasks of …….Aftersave For Men!”
“You don’t have to tell me you alas saw the light. I can smell you have. Is that the – Peter by the Sea scent? Hmmmm!”
According to Christian belief, after Jesus died, his soul went to Hades (also referred to as Sheol in the Old Testament), the realm of the dead. However, it’s important to note that this wasn’t a place of torment for Jesus, but a temporary holding place for souls awaiting resurrection and judgment. Some interpretations suggest Jesus’s soul went to a specific part of Hades called paradise, where the righteous dead were held.
Trump Family Work Food and Medicine Emporium
Posted on June 30, 2025 by Royal Rosamond Press
“Be happy in your work!”
Bid Daddy
A Senator from Montana may have given the New Trump Racket away when he said Medicaid Cheats must work at Food Pantries. He did not say how many CHEATS go caught. He wants men to work 80 hours a month at a free food pantries in order to keep their Medicaid, and thus, they were not really losing anything. How many food pantries are there in America? This is the Company Store – and Prisoner Canteen system. If one guy is guilty – everyone gets punished.
The Trump Family Emporium may be bigger than Amazon. The trillion taken from the sick and hungry will be used to LURE companies to America and make their products here – with the cheap labor they are accustomed to. There will be tax breaks galore, and a Federal Perk System to get workers to work like crazy – and clear their name! Hard Work – cures everything!
There will be a Free Lunch using government surplus food. At the end of the month there will be a Bonus Box made up os stuff they can’t sell at Walmart. Every two months a Family Clothing Box, made up of stuff no one can sell. is distributed by Big Daddy. You will to be treated fpr what ails you where you work, by the Doctor and Nurse who live just off campus in home with swimming pools.
You are paid in Trump Currency, but never touch any money. If you want to go to a football, baseball, and soccer game, you put in a Work Request. How about a movie at the Trump Worker Movie Complex
If you are that kind of person that wants a clean slate, and thus want to be free of the suggestion your are a member of M13, you can get on a waiting list to see the Emporium Attorney. But, first you must watch a movie about the last guy who wanted to use the Law to buck the system.
John Presco
Company store
A company store is a retail store selling a limited range of food, clothing and daily necessities to employees of a company. It is typical of a company town in a remote area where virtually everyone is employed by one firm, such as a coal mine. In a company town, the housing is owned by the company but there may be independent stores there or nearby.
Employee-only company stores often accept scrip or non-cash vouchers issued by the company in advance of periodic cash paychecks, and gives credit to employees before payday. Except in very remote areas, company stores in mining towns became scarcer after the miners bought automobiles and could travel to a range of stores. Even so, the stores could survive because they provided convenience and easy credit. Company stores served numerous additional functions, as well, such as a locus for the government post office, and as the cultural and community center where people could freely gather.[1]
Company stores were monopolistic institutions, funneling workers’ incomes back to the owners of the company. This is because company stores often faced little or no competition for workers’ earnings on account of their geographical remoteness, the inability and/or unwillingness of other nearby merchants (if any existed) to accept company scrip, or both. Prices, therefore, were typically high. Allowing purchases on credit enforced a kind of debt slavery, obligating employees to remain with the company until the debt was cleared.
Regarding this reputation, economic historian Price V. Fishback wrote:
“The company store is one of the most reviled and misunderstood of economic institutions. In song, folktale, and union rhetoric the company store was often cast as a villain, a collector of souls through perpetual debt peonage. Nicknames, like the “pluck me” and more obscene versions that cannot appear in a family newspaper, seem to point to exploitation. The attitudes carry over into the scholarly literature, which emphasizes that the company store was a monopoly.”[2]
The songs Fishback mentions include the popular song “Sixteen Tons“, which contains such lines as “Saint Peter, don’t you call me, ‘cuz I can’t go. I owe my soul to the company store.”
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