Springfield Exodus

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Dogs and cats are exiting Springfield Oregon in droves. Half of our pet population understand this demented dining is going on in Springfield Ohio, but they fear CopyCAT Diners! Better be safe, than sorry – especially after pet ducks were added to the menu!

TALK ABOUT DOG WHISTLES!

I begin my prophetic video saying I just “enjoyed a hotdog” and am wiping my mouth. I predict the black Panther would be employed to make Kamala look bad. A real black panther would eat your pet – if given the chance! This fear tactics is very Orwellian and inspires me to write a play….

DINING ON GADOT

Gadot is the beloved pet cat of a famous Eugene Existentialist who comes face to face with a cruel reality.

John Presco

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