The Royal Janitor
by
John Presco
The Finger Trap
After her attempt to put her boss (and wife) in a Chinese Finger Trap, and take her to the top of Mount Shasta where she would be tied to a pole and mated with a Near-Man, Starfish was put in shackles, and chained to her treehouse in the back of her home in the Eugene Hills. There, The Wizard made several house calls, and got to the bottom of what went wrong.
When Starfish was ten (2001) she snuck into a movie while her parents giving plasma to pay for food. It was an old theatre that showed old movies. The movie Starfish saw, was The Mistress of The Apes. Being into astrology, she figured out the Near-Apes would arrive on October 6, 2023, from a distant galaxy – aided by a powerful sunburst with fantastic Aurora Borealis.
To be Continued
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_finger_trap
A single-ended version of the device, sold as a “girlfriend trap”, has been available since at least 1870, when it was recorded as a “Mädchenfänger” or “girl catcher”.[1] The first recorded use of the term finger trap to characterize the toy was in 1900 in an American newspaper.[2][3] The earliest known use of the term Chinese finger trap was in 1953, in an advertisement for the device in a newspaper in the American state of Ohio.[2]
Plot[edit]
After losing her baby, anthropologist‘s wife Susan Jamison heads an expedition to Africa to find her missing husband. There she discovers a group of ape men who decide to adopt her as their queen.
About Mistress of the Apes
Jenny Neumann takes a group of men into the jungles of Kenya to look for her husband, and instead finds a tribe of caveman-looking “Near-Men” who all seem terribly attracted to her beautiful blond hair.
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BY JON GAMBRELLUpdated 11:06 PM PST, December 3, 2023Share
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Ballistic missiles fired by Yemen’s Houthi rebels struck three commercial ships Sunday in the Red Sea, while a U.S. warship shot down three drones in self-defense during the hourslong assault, the U.S. military said. The Iranian-backed Houthis claimed two of the attacks.
The strikes marked an escalation in a series of maritime attacks in the Mideast linked to the Israel-Hamas war, as multiple vessels found themselves in the crosshairs of a single Houthi assault for the first time in the conflict. The U.S. vowed to “consider all appropriate responses” in the wake of the attack, specifically calling out Iran, after tensions have been high for years now over Tehran’s rapidly advancing nuclear program.
“These attacks represent a direct threat to international commerce and maritime security,” the U.S. military’s Central Command said in a statement. “They have jeopardized the lives of international crews representing multiple countries around the world.”
Illustrative: An Egyptian watches the British destroyer HMS Diamond pass through the Suez Canal as it sails from the Red sea towards the Mediterranean, on December 2, 2012. (AFP)
LONDON — Britain on Thursday announced that it was sending one of its most advanced naval vessels to the Gulf to shore up its presence in the region.
The HMS Diamond, a Type 45 destroyer, will conduct operations to ensure freedom of navigation, reassure merchant vessels and ensure the safe flow of trade, the defense ministry said.
“It is critical that the UK bolsters our presence in the region, to keep Britain and our interests safe from a more volatile and contested world,” said Defence Secretary Grant Shapps.Keep Watching
The deployment follows the outbreak of war between Israel and Hamas and the seizure of an Israeli-linked cargo vessel, the Galaxy Leader, by Iranian-backed Yemeni Houthis in the Red Sea on November 19.
The Houthis have launched a series of drone and missile strikes targeting Israel since thousands of Hamas terrorists poured over the border into Israel on October 7, killing 1,200 people, mostly civilians, and kidnapping about 240.
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The British ministry said around 50 large merchant ships each day pass through the Bab-el-Mandeb, connecting the Red Sea to the Gulf of Aden, while around 115 major merchant ships pass through the Strait of Hormuz.
The waters of the Gulf, it said, are vital routes for merchant shipping, including for tankers carrying much of the UK’s supply of liquefied natural gas.
Royal Navy vessels have been permanently deployed to the region since 1980 and since 2011 have fallen under “Operation Kipion,” the name used for the UK’s maritime presence in the Gulf and the Indian Ocean.
LONDON, Nov 30 (Reuters) – Britain said on Thursday it will send seven Royal Navy ships and a maritime patrol aircraft to take part in Joint Expeditionary Force (JEF) patrols of areas with vulnerable undersea infrastructure next month.
Europe and NATO have become increasingly concerned about the vulnerability of critical infrastructure around and under the Baltic Sea. JEF, a 10-nation military alliance of northern European countries, is focused on security in the High North, North Atlantic and Baltic Sea region.
The Labyrinth of The Psychodramatic Garden Queen
Posted on September 11, 2023 by Royal Rosamond Press
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The Royal Janitor
The Labyrinth of The Psychodramatic Garden Queen
Now that American Gays were fleeing to Oregon to escape a new religious fanaticism that was threatening NATO, European Spy and Think, Tanks, were eager to invest in BAD, because it was assessed they had in their employ, a Religious Wizard that knew all there is to know about the world’s major religions. Unfortunately, Starfish had chosen to spend Our Darkest Hour, exploring the cosmic turns and twists of being a Retro-Hippie, and organized religion was the farthest thing from her mind.
“Humor her! Have you tried – humoring her!”
“God-damn it! I tried that the minute we met. She interrupted our interview and showed me how he hair has been psychically trained to cover her bare breasts. She way beyond the not wearing a bra stage. You get your ass to Eugene, and fucking humor her and see what she has in store – FOR YOU! She’s a fucking psycho – if you must know! But – I love her – to death!”
Putting her phone on the coffee table, Victoria walked over to the large picture window overlooking their three acres bordered by a pine tree park they could take walks in. There below was the love of her life setting up the Labyrinth Walk – with Psychodrama – with her inept friends from The Life-journey Psilocybin Therapy Program the Governor signed off on. There was going to be loud screams with raging tears and impossible accusations made against the caustic and toxic universe which was somehow ultimately responsible for the THE DEEP DEPRESSION the Walkers felt. In Miriam Starfish’s case, it was the death of her parents in a horrific butane explosion she witness at the age of thirteen. Thank God they had distant neighbors. Starfish bellowed like a Big Foot when her tears began to flow. Let the fun&games begin!
As the new-age music wafted up to the house, Victoria got comfy in the big leather easy chair and looked up at the 122 inch T.V. that now dominated their lives. Her wife was also a Oregon Duck Football fan, along with a follower of the Ems. She married a Frat – and a Biblical Scholar – who idolized Ken Babbs! Why? Why the fucking – why? The New Eugene Hill Lovers made an agreement to place a camera near the Maze so Victoria could – just watch.
“”I like to watch!”
She knew if she got near, she would get sucked in, like Dorothy.
As the first round of quiet sobbing began as the Human Captives of a Tyrannical Fate made their way one by one to the center of Labyrinth – high on shrooms – Victoria opened the drawer of the coffee table, and brought out a handful of large rubber-tipped darts. Standing up, she took aim a Babbs bulbous grin, and let one fly!
“This is all your fucking fault – even though you deny it! Take this – you pretentious old fraud that can’t write worth shit.”
Starfish demanded a ten foot tall mural be placed in the large stairwell of their new house Starfish wanted, instead ot the humble abode her husband suggested due to her modest income and savings. At the bank, Victorian discovered her woman – was a financial wizard, too, and they were – LOADED! And there go another dart that struck Ken high on the brow, just as the other dart lost its grip, as planned, and fell onto the soft carpeting below.
“Why would you ever think anyone would want to to read a fucking book about a fucking dead buffalo. Take this!”
Victoria’s heart was pounding as she gave Babbs the literary critique he longed for, but no one dare deliver for fear Ken controlled a World-wide Hippie Mafia – Big Hit Squad! Adrenalin poured into Bond;s veins by the cup full. If her woman walked in, suddenly, to use the bathroom, she would be dead! Like most cult followers, Starfish was head over heals in love with Babb’s big glowing – goofy look – that rendered him harmless to the poor souls who long to be addicted to someone.
“If Starfish doesn’t come out of the fucking trance you put her in – you big Hippie Gorilla – than the world is toast. Take this!”
Suddenly, Bond heard a peeping sound. Turning, there stood Little Sally Snowflake, the second most sensitive star of the Garden Psycho crew. Bond glanced at the three darts grouped around Ken’s nose. Grabbing a real gun out of the other drawer, Victoria pointed it at Sensitive Sally, and growled
“If you open your mouth – you’re dead! Do you got me!”
Sally let go the contents of her bladder. Whimpering some more, she ran for the door, got in her card -and sped home! She fell out of grace at all her groups. Her new therapist let her go.
“I never encountered such a – closed patient! She swore she was cured of her depression!”
Sally made the symbol of zipping her mouth closed at the twelve groups she belonged to. Other participants – demanded she share! Sally had some cards made up, and handed them to fellow members.
“Silence is golden!”
Victoria helped her see the light. What is there to share, but that we were all born. As we get older we dare share the truth with people we love – that we are going to die! Some friends want you to go to their Church, and accept the truth we are not going to die, but, will live forever! Sally came to the realization as she looked down the barrel of a gun, that she was going to die, and, that is that! Sally got a huge shove on her path to Nirvana, and was profusely grateful to Starfish’s Psychodramatic Life-journey Psilocybin Therapy Trip – the Governor signed off on!
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Starfish Welcomes Queer People To Oregon
Posted on September 12, 2023 by Royal Rosamond Press
“We’ve seen about a 60% increase over the last few months of folks coming to us from out of state seeking safety, health and housing access,” Katie Cox, executive director and co-founder of the Equi Institute said.
“Lane County has given the impression that we’re going to figure this out,” Commissioner Laurie Trieger said. “(6 months) is a finite amount of time in which others will understand we have reached the limits of our ability to bring this to fruition. Now we will create that space for something else to happen, but not forever.”
Huh?
At 6:00 A.M. I make my coffee and turn on Joe Scarborough who is continuing a segment on the movie The Field of Dreams. He is weepy, and his wife hands him Kleenex to dry his eyes. Two male talking heads are joining in on the most convoluted conversation I ever witnessed. Three men are letting the world see their true feeling, see what truly – moves them!
BASEBALL
WTF! Here’s the Bond Labyrinth Walk. And the lead-in to my next post – on moving the Emerald baseball team to the new baseball stadium Oakland had planned for the Oakland A’s. WTF! But, they left the city I was born in – standing at the alter! Well – the Emeralds are left standing at the alter – and it appears the City of Eugene will not make Slugo”s dream come true!
The really BIG QUESTION is, did the Emerald PR guys employ Ken Babbs and the Pranksters (in some manner) after concluding Eugene is full of aging Hippies that became filthy rich after staking out their – GIANT POT FIELD! Surely, they will fork over some Pot Profits to build a new Emerald Stadium – because their King Guru loves baseball. Babbs is BIG ON BASEBALL, but, believes in getting small and THINKING SMALL. And he wants this – FOR YOU – because he is the most Provincial Man in America who has found the Arcadian Dream out on his property where he chops wood with an axe.
Meanwhile, thousands of LBGTQ Folks are fleeing to Oregon in order to declare Sanctuary from….
Woa! Hold your horse manure. Because I m kin to Ian Fleming, I began my James Bond book, and, have my two heroes come to Eugene, and attend a baseball game at PK Park! WTF? I wrote that chapter in 2018 – five years ago!
Above is Lara Roozemond, the Dutch model I wanted to play Victoria Rosemond Bond. She thought I was crazy. Her father however let me post away on his Facebook. Any publicity, is better – than no publicity. Was Cees’s daughter getting any – real acting gigs? No. However, she may be the greatest Bond Muse of all time! She inspired me after Rena dropped a bomb on me – all the way from Montana! And its true, NATO nations got their eye on the persecution of Gays, because Putin and his Patriarch declared LGBTQ folks in Ukraine – Nazis – and International Villains! Eugene, is now on the International Field of Play. I took the Emerald Valley – BIG! My dreams – are coming true!
I found Lara after looking at models all over the world for five hours. She used to dress Frisian horses. What happened? I surmised she was rebelling against her father – and his dream. She wanted to be an actress. She was a poetry for awhile. What happened. Today, she is Victoria Rosemond Bond. When I saw her father’s video, and Lara when she was eight years of age, I saw how overwhelmed she was. I realized her plight was shared by millions of young women all over the world.
So, here’s The Plan. The Eugene Emeralds become the Oakland Acorns, a name they held long ago. The Acorns move into the new stadium designed for the A’s. Once a year, Major League Baseball comes to PK Park, when the Acorns play the Seattle Mainers. There will be a three day celebration and giant tailgate party. There will be concerts at Autzen and the Cuthbert. There will horses! There will be….
Dreams galore!
Here is the opening scene of my movie ‘The Royal Janitor’
John Presco
The original contract signed in November had a spending cap of no more than $147,954. Now that Klosh Group has reached that limit, commissioners modified the contract to allow for an additional $73,852, letting the group continue to explore the project, in particular how to bridge a $43 million stadium funding gap.
The majority of commissioners expressed support for the stadium. They acknowledged, however, they likely would have to say no to the project later because of the difficulty in closing that gap. The county will revisit the stadium and the state of its funding gap in 6 months.
“Lane County has given the impression that we’re going to figure this out,” Commissioner Laurie Trieger said. “(6 months) is a finite amount of time in which others will understand we have reached the limits of our ability to bring this to fruition. Now we will create that space for something else to happen, but not forever.”
“We need to pass this contract amendment so Klosh Group can continue to do the work we’ve already set them on a path to do,” Trieger said. “This does give the community some finality, in that they know that we will have more certainty, in an amount of time.
Nearly 500 anti-LGBTQ+ bills were introduced in statehouses across the country during this year’s legislative sessions.
While many of those bills didn’t end up passing, the ACLU found that more than 80 passed into law. They range from banning gender-affirming care for minors to banning trans athletes from playing in K-12 sports.
While some of the laws are currently being challenged in court, service providers say the end result is a queer migration.
“We’ve seen about a 60% increase over the last few months of folks coming to us from out of state seeking safety, health and housing access,” Katie Cox, executive director and co-founder of the Equi Institute said.
Many are fleeing red states where the laws are being passed and heading to places that have stronger protections for the LGBTQ+ community, like Oregon.
Jesse, whose full name we won’t be using for his protection, moved to Oregon three years ago from Missouri because of an increase in anti-LGBTQ+ rhetoric.
“I can tell more of my neighbors feel negatively about people like me, I feel less safe in this place,” he recalled thinking in Missouri.
Not being able to fully live as himself in Missouri put a toll on Jesse’s mental health. He was later diagnosed with PTSD, but finding a community here has helped him tremendously. He said the change was almost instant.
Empathic Take-Down at PK Park
Posted on July 28, 2018 by Royal Rosamond Press
The Royal Janitor
After the Professors one hour lecture, and after taking him to a Cosmic Dinner at the Bum’s Rush Herbal Salad Bar, Victoria was ready to take in an American baseball Game, and get some R&R. Her mind was turning into silly-putty. She needed to get grounded by doing something totally inane. She could not use her mind one minute more, and, had found following American baseball to be totally relaxing. She ate up pitching and batting statistics like they were vallum and Prozac. She knew where this data had come from, and, where it was going. She compared it to knitting.
Miriam seemed spent after her dance-a-thon. John had put her in her place and came close to 86ing her from his lecture after she challenged him about his credentials. She had her I-pod tuned to her favorite music and was ready to hang for a couple of hours while her partner got her jollies. But, this was not meant to be.
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