I Am Heir To Ian Fleming’s James Bond

In theory, James Bond is on my side – IF HE WERE ALIVE! Sounds like a good title for this post.

Last night I dreamed about an old friend who came into money – and did not give me a dime! We have not spoken in six months because she became a Trumpite. She wanted me to suffer for my choices.

Two choices I made, was to make my Bond – a woman! Then I made her a Lesbian. Then I had her go after the Russian nuclear program – and the President of the United Sates! I do not want a dime – for my choices! I just want to see Donald Trump declared A TRAITOR, and – LOCKED UP!

It is sickening to witness the CONSTANT CRISIS the makers of Bond movies are experiencing – especially after they killed-off James Bond. The fans and movie-goers are called upon…