Who Am I?

Huffy Hafner parades about in our stairwell declaring she and my daughter concur – I am seriously demented! She says I am a Big Pretend Guy, and extremely deluded!  Kim goes to church and sits with her ilk, who declare;

“I AM a cowboy! I AM a redneck! IAM a patriot! I AM a humble American whose ancestors owned  a general store – with a wooden Indian outside! Yeehaw!”

I AM is the word for God. When I saw God, I raised my bandaged hand, and said;

“I am!”

I was dead at the time! AM I an angel?

I practice real humility, while all around me declare they will escape death by flying into the sky and seeing God! They will – NOT DIE! Who is Coo-Coo?

That’s my blood-kin Henry, the Army Veteran, in front of his General Store leaning against his wooden Indian. Is that his wife…