Royal Rosamond Press Declares War On ISIS

America was not founded by a screaming Bald Eagle carrying a flag. We became a great Nation thanks to great authors wielding a quill. ISIS has outflanked us with a handful of bad writers who produce a glossy magazine that appeals to the lowest and most base urges of human kind. They have stolen our literary fire, and defile our Democracy that authors like Thoreau, Emerson, Hawthorne, Twain and Poe put forth in the wilderness. Before the Revolutionary War, until the War of 1812, the British Empire found time to put down their muskets and pick up a novel written by an American, because they had no equal. Here was something truly worth fighting and dying for – Freedom of Expression!

What I suggest is the United States launch a Literary Crusade against Terrorists and Terrorism by inviting Muslims all over the world to read the works of our famous authors…