The Jesus Penis

I am going to write a book called ‘The Jesus Penis’. It is about how some evangelical women use the Mighty Penis of Jesus to hurt men. Trump and Putin use Jesus, to hurt men. Million’s of insecure evangelical women suffer from Secular Penis Envy, and employ the invisible and potent Penis of Jesus as a stealth weapon. Their Enemy Male won’t know what hit them. They will feel a pain in their ass, and the sudden draining of all their energy and power. My first girlfriend and her mother subjected me to Holy Rape employing Billy Graham and The Jesus’ Penis.

Above is a image of Jesus, who is plum tuckered out after Trump took office. Screwing Democracy in the ass – is draining!

John Presco