King of Southern Cigar Store Drunks

Since Obama became the President of the United States, the good ol boys of the Republican party retired to that Southern Baptist cigar store that sells whisky, and refused to help the President and the People recover from the disastrous Economic Meltdown that occurred while their buddy Bubba Bush was in the White House. Now come election time, the Men Only club comes staggering out into the street, reeking of tobacco and whiskey, waving a bill that they hope will make the President of all College Students – look bad!

Blubbering Big Boehner leads the gang of misogynist down Pennsylvania Ave, steps up on a soap box – and pukes on himself! Then he starts to bawl his eyes out with his fake love of Democracy and Jesus. This bombastic fool is reading from a script written the day Obama took office, that is aimed at making our president appear…