Rapture Me President Cancels Self-Pride Parade

I am beginning to wonder if the Rapture Rats have created the Antichrist. There has to be a sneaky way for the real Antichrist to come to power. He would cloak himself as the best friend of Jesus, but, is not. He would say he loves humanity, but hates us and wants most of us dead! Satan is supposed to be full of pride – and a BIG LIAR! I believe evangelical Rapture Rats know who Trump is, and want him to create chaos so they will be Raptured up to heaven.

John

“The local politicians who run Washington, D.C. (poorly) know a windfall when they see it. When asked to give us a price for holding a great celebratory military parade, they wanted a number so ridiculously high that I cancelled it,” Trump tweeted.

“Never let someone hold you up! I will instead attend the big parade already scheduled at Andrews Air Force Base on a different date, & go to the Paris parade, celebrating the end of the War, on November 11th. Maybe we will do something next year in D.C. when the cost comes WAY DOWN. Now we can buy some more jet fighters!”

On Thursday, a defense official told NBC News that the upper estimate of the cost of the parade was $92 million, a figure first reported by CNBC. The potential cost was way above initial estimates.

D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser, a Democrat, responded to Trump’s claims in a tweet on Friday.

“Yup, I’m Muriel Bowser, mayor of Washington DC, the local politician who finally got thru to the reality star in the White House with the realities ($21.6M) of parades/events/demonstrations in Trump America (sad),” she said.