Shark Attacks Model

After I saw this video I went and talked to my women at the stores about it. I was all jazzed-up! I stopped in Big 5 Sports, just to look at new fishing poles. I was suffering from Bent Penis Pole Envy. To see Lexis with that tight pole bent over all the way, with a heavy fighter on the line, made my Sport Dick hard. The sight of her butt-crack, and spread legs, was a new one. Beauty and the Sexy Beast! Sport’s Sex illustrated! Then came her high pitched screaming through her perfectly white teeth! Her hat and her shades – were perfect! That blue bikini reminded me of my Good Ol Venus days! Yes! That’s a 15 foot shark she has on the line! Of course she’s going to need a bigger Ultra Skiff – much bigger!

Any second, I am expecting to see the Ultra Skiff tip over and toss Lexis straight into the yaw of the shark that swallowed her Bonita, that swollowed the sardine on the hook. Did her boyfriend talk her into getting on The Death Skiff – after seeing a shark take his Bonita? I bet Lexis never saw Jaws, because she hates old movies. The most beautiful girl in the State decides to go skinny dipping with her entourage of hooten and hollering beer drunks who scare old people off the beach. These are