Sometimes I wonder if I am God. I seem to be living several days ahead of everyone. I think women treat me like a piece of meat because I am old on the outside, and thus, they don’t want to mate with me. My cosmic interior has never been more fresh and magical! Most men, of all ages, want to mate with young women who pose half naked – especially when they are wearing dead meat spoiling under the hot spotlights! Wow! At 71, I look like dead meat to young women.
The picture above is not me. It is my inner-me. I think I just founded the ‘Inner Me’ movement. “Be you!”
The makers of the latest Bond movie, are cutting their losses! They see a long line of Anti-Beef Beauties protesting outside the theatres.
The women wore outfits made of raw meat ( Photo: @missbumbumbrasil Direction of photo: @cacauoliver )
Contestants at a beauty pageant in Brazil wore “beef bikinis” to protest against sexual assault and harassment. Five models in the Miss Bumbum competition posed in the outfits to show solidarity with victims of assault, amid the ongoing harassment scandal in Hollywood.
The women wore around 50kg of beef steaks to make a statement about being treated as “pieces of meat” in the entertainment and modelling industries. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/miss-bumbum-2017-meat-bikinis-sexual-harassment-brazil-rosie-oliveira-grope-a8045971.html
After I saw this video I went and talked to my women at the stores about it. I was all jazzed-up! I stopped in Big 5 Sports, just to look at new fishing poles. I was suffering from Bent Penis Pole Envy. To see Lexis with that tight pole bent over all the way, with a heavy fighter on the line, made my Sport Dick hard. The sight of her butt-crack, and spread legs, was a new one. Beauty and the Sexy Beast! Sport’s Sex illustrated! Then came her high pitched screaming through her perfectly white teeth! Her hat and her shades – were perfect! That blue bikini reminded me of my Good Ol Venus days! Yes! That’s a 15 foot shark she has on the line! Of course she’s going to need a bigger Ultra Skiff – much bigger!
Any second, I am expecting to see the Ultra Skiff…
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