Ocean’s 8

These women look like refugees from a fashion runway. Bullock looks like Jesus.

Born with good looks, they resort to stealing?

Attack of the Rosamond Cult?

“Why not rob a casino? I don’t know about you, but, my credit cards are maxed out! You should see my closet. I own dresses with the price tag still on them. I got a Clothes Jones!”

“Oh, Christine! You are such a card!”

“Have you seen my art lately? I used to be famous for rendering beautiful women. Now, I just put four dots for the eyes and nostrils, a slit for a mouth, and I’m in the zone for hours making flowery print dresses! I got a Jones, I tell you! A – Clothes Jones!”

There’s another movie script for ya!

Definition of jones. 1 slang : an avid desire or appetite for something : craving. 2 slang : habit, addiction; especially : addiction to heroin. 3 slang : heroin.

The Clothes Jones

SCENE: Eight gorgeous women are shopping at Goodwill when they notice each other. All are wearing a look of disgust. Then, they get it………THEY ARE MAXED OUT!

They take lunch at the Golden Arches and learn their husbands have moved in with their bachelor buddies because they had to cancel Comcast in order to pay the bills. It’s football season. Their addiction to clothes shopping, is out of hand.

A Russian oligarch buddy of the President has opened a swank golf course and boutique with laundered money. He is a Big Groper and Grabber. So are the members of the Russian Mafia he has hired. There is a hidden brothel on the outskirts of town where Russian sex slaves are kept as hostages. Their husbands won’t say where it is.

What to do?

Jon Presco

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