The Female Bond Tryouts

The Female Bond Tryouts

an Epic Poem

by

Jon Presco

I am on a quest

to present to you

the Bondish woman

but, everytime I click

on a google quest

I am tossed into a raging sea

of ads!

After going for

the tease

I just get a glimpse

then come the fake

perfume scent

is that a sandal

a pair of sunglasses

a half-naked bra

a stick of peppermint?

I am floundering in

Lara’s trash tossed sea

gasping for air

holding on

to fading love.

I have given up

my quest

Here

you do your best

I need

a fucking rest!

https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/female-james-bond/

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/02/rachel-weisz-female-james-bond

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/766778/James-Bond-news-updates-latest-Vicky-McClure-female-woman-007

https://www.esquire.com/uk/culture/news/a9970/new-james-bond-woman/

http://variety.com/2018/film/news/idris-elba-female-james-bond-1202672651/