My Ex Wife & Pynchon

Three days ago, I found the record of my Divorce from Mary Ann Presco – Tharaldsen – who may have been married to the author, Thomas Pynchon. This might be fiction. I have yet to find a record of our Marriage Certificate, because, I suspect the paperwork Mary Ann produced, and Reverend Glenn, signed, was not filed. I might be the only Divorced Man in the world who was never married! It was a sham! It was another Con Job involving the offspring of Rosemary Rosamond. I am going to give Doctor Phil a call. I am a Victim of Fraud! I am working on a movie script, called…..

‘Divorce Me My Love’

SYNOPSIS:

An old hippie is dying of cancer. He has become a hated blogger. He used to be a gentle artist. He wants to leave a legacy to his estranged daughter and grandson. He does his family tree…