January 2017
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Poor Victim of Optical Illusion
“In subsequent years, Trump has fashioned himself as a philistine par excellence. (Trump has been known to play selections from The Phantom of the Opera at his rallies;” Jordan Rudner The Trump rally playlist includes “Music of the Night” from Phantom of the Opera AND “Memory” from Cats, and I desperately want to…
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Art Buddy – A War Criminal?
Mr. President; Due to the fact you have conspired to loot Iraq of its oil, if given a chance, I hereby resign as your Art Buddy. You may not have known looting is a War Crime, but, I can not give you the benefit of the doubt, for the No.1 looted item, is art, and…
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Deadly Cartoon Contest
Originally posted on Rosamond Press: A right-wing pro-Israel group tied a goat to a stake in order to attract the tiger that showed up and was killed. This will be used to refresh the bulls-eye on our President’s back. Why the school board went along with this, should be investigated. School children may be targeted,…
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Attack on Artist
Originally posted on Rosamond Press: Yazidi holy mountain town of Lalsih, near Dohuk, in Iraqi Kurdistan….Yazidi worshippers perform rituals they believe will bring them good luck at the Sheik Adi ibn Mussafir temple in Lalish, the spiritual home of the Yazidi religion, in the mountains near Dohuk in Iraqi Kurdistan, on August 12, 2014.Hundreds of…
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Dear Art Buddy “No!No!No!
To: President Trump Dear Art Buddy I used to hate George W’s guts until I saw his artwork, that is not that good. However, George is very happy. George and I can talk. Painting makes him happy. The easiest way to make a lot of friends, is take up art. His bathtub with toes, is…
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‘The Man Apron’
Originally posted on Rosamond Press: It has been revealed that Bush is a Bohemian, and an artist. I will now refer to him as BB – Bohemian Bush! It is going to much harder calling BB ‘An Artist’. However, he might have just squeaked over the line with his ‘Naked Bathtub Knees’ self-portrait. This might…
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Trump’s Old Post Office Trouble
Yesterday I suggested the New Patriot Women’s Union take the old post office in Washington, and give it back to the people. Today, a law suit was filed to do just that! Folks laughed at Old Uncle Samaclaus, and said he was cracked. Look who is smiling ear to ear! Let the NPWU form the…
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Your Bible Study Buddy
“In the Americas, Charles sanctioned the conquest by Castillian conquistadors of the Aztec and Inca empires. Castillian control was extended across much of South and Central America. The resulting vast expansion of territory and the flows of South American silver to Castile had profound long term effects on Spain.” Dear Mr. President; Now that you…
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Halting the New Iconoclasm
Originally posted on Rosamond Press: The painting above is the oldest surviving Dutch painting, and depicts my kindred, the Roovers, who married into the Rosemondt family, who were Swan Brethren, and, may be seen in Bosch’s painting ‘The Marriage Feast at Cana’. According to Oregon Author, Damon Knight, two figures were painted over and replaced…
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The President’s Art Buddy?
To: The President of the United States of America From: Jon Presco President: Royal Rosamond Press Dear Mr. President Last night I began to compose a sarcastic letter to you in regards to the bust of Winston Churchill by the Bohemian Sculptor, Jacob Epstein. This morning I awoke with a change of heart when I…