“C’mon! Give me a break! For sure, she’s a ten, but, that ain’t me. If she was in a beauty contest, I would put a crown on her head. But, I would not stoop so low to disguise myself as a beautiful dame and vote twice! I think I have an evil twin sister. Matter of fact, I do! I have an evil twin brother, too. We were triplets. They hated me. It was a case of crib envy!”
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