Trump Theater Does The Caine Mutiny

Hillary hit the plunger, and Trump went into his version of the missing strawberrys made famous in the movie ‘The Caine Mutiny’. Donald (an un-elected citizen who never served in the military) was livid over being accused he was FOR Operation Iraqi Freedom.  He mixed this with his lack of good temperament excuse. He demanded Neil Cavuoto and Sean Hannity be summoned to the court martial. He took a sip of water seven times, and snorted twelve times. Hillary did not snort once, or take a sip of water. She was a cool customer under fire.

Not so, Captain Trump. Given no signal he was losing on any specific point, he launched a missile strike that let go a thousand cluster bombs. His strange onboard computer told him each little bomb put ten thousand votes in his locker. Up went another missile. Then, he was down in a Nazi tunnel with a shotgun, he thinking this was a Play Station game. Shotgun Mouth now went hunting for Colonel Clink as Hillary gave him a classic Jack Benny  smile. The Boy in the room looked scared, and took an urgent drink. He knew he was losing, but, didn’t know why. He snorted real loud as a bead of sweat rolled down his brow. He finally got it, Hillary had been in a real War Room, while he…..has never worn a uniform. When you are President, you got to be FOR war 24-7.

The highlight was the cheering of his fans when Trump struck up a deal with Hillary, that he would not show his tax returns, unless she wants to produce thousands of missing e-mails. Trump exonerated Hillary, and gave himself a Tax Pardon. These luxury items are not available to the rest of the voters.

Did Trump guess when the Iraqi War began?

“I think in 04?”

“The invasion began on 20 March 2003, with the U.S., joined by the United Kingdom and several coalition allies, launching a “shock and awe” bombing campaign.”

Can you imagine Trump being on the Red Phone with his buddy Putin, who just stabbed him in the back?

Jon Presco

The invasion began on 20 March 2003, with the U.S., joined by the United Kingdom and several coalition allies, launching a “shock and awe” bombing campaign. Iraqi forces were quickly overwhelmed as U.S. forces swept through the country. The invasion led to the collapse of the Ba’athist government; Saddam was captured during Operation Red Dawn in December of that same year and executed by a military court three years later. However, the power vacuum following Saddam’s demise and the mismanagement of the occupation led to widespread sectarian violence between Shias and Sunnis, as well as a lengthy insurgency against U.S. and coalition forces. The United States responded with a troop surge in 2007 to attempt to reduce the violence. The U.S. began withdrawing its troops in the winter of 2007–08. The winding down of U.S. involvement in Iraq accelerated under President Barack Obama. The U.S. formally withdrew all combat troops from Iraq by December 2011.^[51]