The Deplorables

The Deplorables

A Broadway Musical

by

Jon Presco

Copyright 2016

Originally: My Big Beautiful Blue Bicycle

After looking back at my e-mails in the last two years, and more, I discovered what my true intentions, were.

1. I wanted to save Kesey’s Cottage and promote the history of the Miller Brothers.
2. I wanted to save the essence of Eugene while being in love with Belle Burch, and possibly be married to her.
3. I wanted Belle to be my muse so I can author a beautiful biography, verses an ugly biography.
4. I had come to believe being in love would make a better story.

After reading these e-mails I was beholding a true tragedy. I am making married Marilyn Reed fully aware I am in love with Belle. Did she become jealous? Loving Belle is used against me. My reputation is destroyed. This could not have happened if I was around Belle’s age. Many people think an old dude falling for a young woman, is a creep. I was deplored in the severest way possible. These are truths that can not be denied, therefor, my attraction to Belle will now be the major theme of  My Musical.

deplorable:

“very bad in a way that causes shock, fear, or disgust : deserving to be deplored”

What my musical will depict, is how deplorable we have all become. It is no mistake that we have chosen two deplorable candidates. The deplorables who fought for Ken Kesey Square, and, took over our city celebration, are worthy of being a book, a play, and a musical. We are right out of Charles Dickens and Victor Hugo. Add my daughter and her lovers to the mix, and my racist brother.  Love is dead in America. I wanted to celebrate the music of the rock group, Love. We are despicable!

No one is more creepier than me. I deserve to be shot dead for my efforts, and, for exposing the existence of a Coven of Witches in Eugene. Briggit Bardot will be depicted a Love Succubus who preys on teenage boys while wearing the disguise of a school teacher. She will be demonized. I expect to receive a Cease and Desist letter from the Nation of France for giving the Left a very bad reputation – for starters!

Take note of the blue bicycle chained against the fence in the photo above. Is this Belle’s, or, Bardot’s?

Jon Presco

Copyright 2016

http://magazine.foxnews.com/love/why-young-women-go-older-men-and-why-it%E2%80%99s-good-thing

http://www.nicknotas.com/blog/older-men-who-like-younger-women-arent-creeps/

http://hubpages.com/relationships/Dating-An-Older-Man-tips

http://www.keen.com/articles/love/does-age-difference-matter-in-love

Clinton walked back the remark the next day, with some commentators comparing it to Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” gaffe. 

Some pro-Trumpers, however, are adopting the “deplorable” name on social media, or at least having a lot of fun with it. One Internet meme that zipped around showed a doctored version of a poster for the 2010 movie “The Expendables,” replaced with key figures of the Trump campaign and conservative media, with the banner “The Deplorables.”

I had a conversation Belle about the idea I had for a Broadway Musical called ‘Love Dance’. I had asked Belle, was, if she would like to choreograph ‘Love Dance’ because I learned she was a dancer. I suspect Belle sees herself as a orphan because she lost her mother nine years ago. This is why she become a street urchin and ragamuffin. Bardot plays a orphan named Juliette in And God Created Woman.

“Juliette (Brigitte Bardot) is an 18-year old orphan with a high level of sexual energy. She makes no effort to restrain her natural sensuality – lying nude in her yard, habitually kicking her shoes off and walking around barefoot, and disregarding many societal restraints and the opinions of others.”

Belle is the reluctant Muse of Jon after he caught her trying to apply his life story to her young lover, an anarchist who claims he is helping the homeless, but, this couple has ambitions to take over the counter-culture of those that came before them and rule the Bohemian World.

Taking his case to the old hippies in the Whiteaker, the wise ones rule Belle must fulflll her agreement she made, and accompany Jon on a cross country train ride that will take them to New York to visit Chris and Stefan who has just moved into the old Woodstock Hotel. On the top floor, Stefan finds a ballroom that has not been used in years. Earlier, Chris had said this hotel is where the Woodstock Nation folks have come to die.

After Belle and Jon board the train, Jon give Christine a call. She informs him Stefan has put together a song and dance routine ‘Putting on the Woodstock’ that is based upon ‘Putting on the Ritz’. Stefan found tails and top hat in a closet, and looks like Fred Astaire. Stefan was a master of the Viennese Waltz, and in no time has mastered Astaire’s famous Ritz dance.

“Yeah! You aughta see him.” says Chris. “He looks real sharp. We got the tenants to dress like Richie Havens, and Hendrix. The chorus line is called the ‘I want to take your higher dancers’. They are wearing white tasselled jackets like Sly did at Woodstick. We got ten drum sets doing Santana. He went insane, Greg. He told me I inspired this show. He wanted to bring back the Filmore and my friend Bill Graham. I wish you were here. Oh, the shows starting. Oh my God!”

“What’s wrong Chris?” Jon asks, sensing something is wrong.

“The ‘take you higher dancers’. They are women in mesh and white high-heel boots. These are his women, his dames he met in the art world. Listen to this!”

Have you seen the well-to-do hippie up and down 42nd. Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare, with their noses in the air
High hats and tie-dyed collars, white spats and lots of flowers
Spending every dime, for a wonderful time
If you’re a wanna-be Bohemian
and you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where Boho fashion sits,
Puttin’ on the Woodstock!

Different types who wear day-glow pants with candy stripes
And cut away coat that really rocks
Puttin’ on the Woodstock.

Dressed up like a million dollar rock star
Trying hard to look like Alice Cooper (super duper)
Come let’s mix where aged Beatniks walk with sticks
Or Chinese umbrellas in their mitts
Puttin’ on the Woodstock!

* * *

As the Train heads south to Oakland, Jon tells Belle about the blue bicycle that the love of his life bought in France where she was taken by the son of Joseph Pasternak after Marilyn’s mother forbid Jon to see M again – after he failed to convert from Roman Catholocism to Southern Baptist……after she forced Jon to go to three Billy Graham Crusades. Jeff Pasternak being a Jew, was O.K. because the family had money. Jon was a poor artist.

Jeff would later form a rock group and meet Jim Morrison whom he tried to get in his father’s movie.

Marilyn’s sister was a radical in France who co-authored ‘Fela – this Bitch of a Life’ with Carlos Moore, who would claim he was not paid when Fela became a hit on off-Broadway.

It turns out Marilyn’s blue bike once belonged to Bridget Bardot. When M brought it back to the States, it was stolen at the airport, and ended up in Boston.

Jon Presco

Copyright 2014

Taken the Shitty Crosstown Shuttle

Every Sunday Christine takes the 42nd street shuttle in order to catch a train to Harlem where so she can hear her beloved Gospel Choir. Dressed like a Boston Blue Blood she ignores the sniggers and looks she get . She is wearing a cap, and has a big bow . She looks a like Little Lord Fauntleroy.

This shuttle is Christine’s hell-ride. The most unsavory, whacked out, smelly and rude folks in New York ride ‘The Dragon’ as Chris named it because it makes a hissing noise when it pulls into a station, as if the dragon is belching fire.

No one will get up and give Chris their seat.

“Well, that’s par for the course!” Chris moans. “How did I end up here? I used to be a hippie in San Francisco, with flowers in my hair. What became of my beloved Puff…..my Magic Dragon?”

Wandel’s Woeful Wail

Once upon a time I used to be so free
I danced in a park at the human be-in
to Ginsberg’s thumb cymbals
I even caught a psychedelic wink
from a dimpled Timothy Leary
Now I am being squeezed hard up against 400 pounds of blubber.
Hey, in this town
its hard to be any kind of lover!

(Man wearing tin foil on head, reads Christ, mind)

Hey, Blondie, I’m on your wave-length
You can be my bosom babe
as long as you can pick up signals from outer space
And if you don’t mind French kissing a dirty old man
born of an alien race!

WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) — Hillary Clinton said Saturday that she was wrong to put half of Donald Trump’s supporters in a “basket of deplorables,” but she didn’t back down from describing his campaign as largely built on prejudice and paranoia. The Republican accused her of a “grotesque attack on American voters.”

Less than 24 hours after she made the comments at a private New York City fundraiser, Clinton said in a statement, “last night I was ‘grossly generalistic’ and that’s never a good idea. I regret saying ‘half’ — that was wrong.” But she argued that the word “deplorable” was reasonable to describe much of Trump’s campaign.

“He has built his campaign largely on prejudice and paranoia and given a national platform to hateful views and voices, including by retweeting fringe bigots with a few dozen followers and spreading their message to 11 million people,” the Democratic nominee sai

https://rosamondpress.com/2015/05/05/my-big-beautiful-blue-bicycle-2/

One Facebook commenter, Eugene resident Gwendolyn Iris, responded to the controversy by writing: “Let me be clear, the only appropriate response from the Festival of Eugene Planning Committee right now would be a public condemnation of Krysta Albert and an announcement that she has been eliminated from the event. Anything else is (expletive). This condemnation should have happened yesterday afternoon.

I just found out that Gwendolyn Maeve revived Alley Valkyries Kesey Square Revival.

“Hi folks I wanted to share our sister page and the event that in part inspired this page to be born. The Kesey Square Revival was a weekly event that used to be held in the square weather permitting.”

They have removed the  Gwendolyn’s post that is in italics below.

https://www.facebook.com/keseysquarerevival/

https://rosamondpress.com/2016/09/13/alley-valkyrie-censored-krysta-albert/

In December, Albert commented on a KEZI news posting after Natriana Shorter won the crown for Miss Oregon. The comment read, “I know this is going to sound racist and it’s not my intention. But I can’t help but think it’s awfully strange that a woman of color would represent (the) state of Oregon. The state that has one of the smallest amount of minorities of any race compared to other states. And yes, she is very beautiful.”

Others have argued that Albert has made similar posts, including longtime Eugene activist Alley Valkyrie who is now in Portland. Valkyrie writes in a public post that “I blocked her after she made very similar racist comments as well as anti-homeless comments on the thread of a mutual friend.”

Holy shit! I had just finished this blog when I saw that Terra Williams was arrested with Belle and Alley. Gwendolyn summoned her to the Kesey Square group and demanded I be banned. Yesterday, the whole group was removed. This is a case of CONSPIRACY. I will talk once again with the FBI. This us a CULT! Terra used  her bloody face as her profile pic on FB. She is associated with Women Amplified. I believe this bloody mess and Alley were giving Belle – Woman Victim Lessons – and jumped on her case when they saw the video of her flirting with me. I think we are looking at real psychopaths! Was Belle afraid of them?

https://rosamondpress.com/2016/02/07/crucified-belle-and-gwendolyn-maeve/

https://rosamondpress.com/2016/07/16/the-real-rowdys/