I Ain’t Your Knitty Monkey

‘Knitty Monkey’

Song written by

Jon Presco

Copyright 2016

I ain’t your Knitty Monkey

Your Hoo-Ha Boy

and Flunky

I thought you were the right woman for me

But then you tried to control me

with your voo-doo love

and things got too weird and funky!

Chorus:

I’m talking about funky

Real low-down dirty bunky

Funky

Flunky

Can’t handle that

bad bad Bunky!

No! No!

I ain’t your flunky monkey

So, I blocked you Knitty Baby

and you’re out of my life for good!

Yeah! I blocked you  but good

cause you were weaving me into

your hoochy-coochy web of lies

and that ain’t good for me!

Yeah1 I banned your ass Knitty Monkey

and threw away the key

Now, whenever I want some Zombie Love

I watch an old movie on T.V.