It’s Saturday morning. It was a grueling week at the office. Thank God you get to sleep in. Then, you hear them. Right outside your window are not one, not two, but – four leaf blowers! Your neighbor said he hired a new gardener, and you are struggling to keep wicked thoughts out of your head that is hurting like the dickens. It feels like someone is driving a sixteen pound nail in your brain with a ballpeen hammer!
Your car alarm goes off.
Look at the look on Trumps face. It’s not too hard to read Donald’s mind.
“My God this woman is shrill! What happened to her? She sounds worse than Hillary. What have a I done?”
It is 1775. You are awoken early. Too early. There is an evil noise outside that sounds like some fiend has tied fifty stray cats to an old rusty sea anchor and is dragging it down to the harbor across the cobble stones. Now you recall a guest speaker was coming to town to talk about freedom and revolution. You put the pillow over your head and start humming ‘Long live the King’……to no avail!
Here is the ‘Screech Heard Round The World’. Ten seconds into it, hit play on the second video. Enjoy!
Breaking News! Looks like Trump put ‘The Leaf Blower’ back in her garage!
“Trump was alone as he took the stage at the Wright Place, a small venue in a strip of offices in Norwalk. Palin never showed up.”
Would Trump hire Track after his arrest? Of course he would if he was assured he would get more Christian votes. Christians voting for monsters just to hurt people, is the greatest threat to Democracy.
Track Palin, the oldest son of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, was arrested in the family’s hometown of Wasilla, Alaska on Monday and charged with three Class A misdemeanors, PEOPLE can confirm.
Court documents obtained by PEOPLE outline the 26-year-old’s charges as assault in the fourth degree (domestic violence), interfering with the report of a domestic violence crime and possessing weapons while intoxicated.
In a statement to PEOPLE Palin’s family attorney John Tiemessen said: “We appreciate the press respecting the family’s privacy as Track receives the help that he and many of our returning veterans need.”
According to the court documents, Track remained in custody until an arraignment was held later that day when bail was set at $1,500.
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