The Nazarites vs. ISIS

After being evicted from Bible study by my minister who said this to my neighbors;

“Greg is on the mountain, but, will soon come down.”

I wrote on a piece of paper……….

“I am a Nazarite.”

I then went to the McKenzie River and baptized myself. Three weeks later I went to the Eugene library, got on the internet and found the Shembe Zulu Nazarite in South Africa. I composed a letter addressed to Shembe who was struck by lightning on his mountain, and had a near-death experience.

Three months before my self-baptism, I went to a gathering of Baba Lovers in Portland. Followers of the Avatar of our Age came from all over the world. On Sunday I met with fifty people in a rose garden located on a Catholic college. Rick Chapman had set up a camera and bid us to speak on the idea of founding a…