I’ve got great news! The Art Police are on their way to arrest George W. Bush, and put him behind bars – where he belongs! All his Bad Art will be confiscated and thrown into an old silver mine guarded by a five foot thick door made of Krell metal. So far, no alien race has come forth and claimed they painted these monstrosities. They have left W – swinging in the breeze!
“Guilty – as charged!”
Those who called for Bush to be arrested for War Crimes are probably feeling cheated right now. But, Justice is where you find it.
Hurrah for the Art Police!
DALLAS — Canadians are storming Twitter in outrage after George W. Bush let it slip today that he has sold his portrait of Prime Minister Stephen Harper to the Canadian Government for an eye-popping $1.5 million.
That’s $1.98 million in nose-diving Canadian “loonies”.
The behind-the-scenes deal was reportedly struck after Mr. Harper ordered Minister of Democratic Reform and Patriotism Pierre Poilievre (pronounced “Poooh-le-very”) to “buy that national treasure at any cost” according to today’s Dallas Star.
Rosamond Press 
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