The Rosamond Hodges All American Redneck Family

When you learn to read between the political lines of the Evangelical Neo-Confederate Redneck Party, you get a clear picture of the Jesus they expect to come save them – and the Red State South!

1. He’s got to be a singer in a Country Western band.
2. He’s got to be able to play ‘Somehwere Over The Rainbow’ – on a saw.
3. He’s got to be able to do a mean Hambone.
4. He is born of real Patrtiots, Confederate Veterans, and Arkansas Moonshiners.
5. His sisters are named Lillie Mae, and Arizona Zoe.
6. Ancestors must be Texas born.
7. Must be able to deliver a bone-chilling Rebel Yell.

Well, if the shoe fits……! However, I do have an older brother who is a racist woman hater, who refused to pay Income Tax.

Jon ‘The New Highwayman’ Presco

RICHARD OGLE HODGES – SON OF SUSAN OGLE HODGES…