Walt Disney and Clint Eastwood created fiction. I know some think I’m mad about creating the Lone Cypress National Park. Here are my kindred, the ancestors of my niece, carving out a whole nation just a short while ago. Best wishes to my friend Casey Farrell who spends many nights sleeping under the stars. He is a real pioneer.
There isn’t a gun nut in America who doesn’t see himself as a Long Hunter all alone in the wilderness, shooting at hostile heathens who do not believe in the Killer Jesus of Tim Lahaye, and thuse these tribal socialist parasties of Satan deserved to lose their land to God fearing capilist folk, like the Bentons, who were real Long Hunters who no doubt went hunting with the Boone brothers. That’s Squire Boone above. Eat your hart out you Cornwell pretenders!
These Long Hunts would lead Senator Thomas Hart Benton to author ‘Manifest Destiny’ and send his son-in-law to Oregon to snatch the North West from the British Empire. Jessie Benton wrote Fremont’s journals and was an Abolitionist. Many Tea Party Neo-Confederate Traitors pray their Killer Jesus come soon and empty America of parastites, leaving just a handful of righteous men modeled after my kindred – who laugh in their…
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